Let Them Eat Federally Mandated School Lunches!
“…I can do whatever I want,” said President Obama at Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson, to French President Francois …
Category Archives: Humor
Mercy and Justice
Oh dear… This is just too good. Every now and then we see evidence that Einstein was right: God does …
Obama Compare And Contrast…UPDATED
As a teacher of English, I often ask students to compare and contrast passages of text. Today, gentle readers, I …
Icebreaker Irony (Ironically UPDATED)
Every now and again, a story comes along so filled with ironic goodness that I spend days chuckling whenever I …
Dave Barry Attacks (again)!
Do you remember Dave Barry? One of America’s finest humorists, Barry wrote what is perhaps my favorite humorous book: Dave …
An Archetype Is Born
There are legends that resonate in the public consciousness. They speak to us from the depths of time, for they …
The Grinch Is Alive and Well In Portland, Oregon
It appears that leftist Grinchitude has manifested early in Oregon this year. Of course, one can reasonably argue that in …
Masturbate U
OK, I admit it: I just couldn’t resist the title. Stop me before I pun again! But this is serious …
The Reflexivity of Micro Aggression
I just returned home after nine hours of grading research papers. This is an annual ritual with all of the …
The Obamacare Software Works!
There is no question. Obamacare is a mess. Tens, even hundreds of millions of Americans will be thrown off policies …
The Louie Renault Award of the Month: BREASTS!
Quickly: What color are her eyes? As Captain Louis Renault would have said, “I’m shocked, shocked!” Who woulda thunk it? …
Mt. Rushmore’s Underwear
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. Lord Acton We are now seeing incontrovertible evidence that Lord Acton was right. When …
The Joys Of Analogies
I recently came across these little gems when they appeared in my in-box, ostensibly written by the students of high …
All Funny Things Must Come To An End
For several weeks, I’ve been running installments of the accidentally funny–and occasionally brilliantly insightful–writings of my students. We’ve come to …
