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No kidding…No kidding 2…
Seems fair…
Thanks for the clarification…
Seems legit…
You know, I wondered about that…
Enlightened legal ruling…
Well, it’s pithy…
It was inevitable…
So was this…
I thought Texans were smarter than this…
It was inevitable…
Good question…
Of course…
What?!
Good point…
Now this would be appropriate…
Huh?
Sounds about right…
Absolutely right…
Follow your dream…
My, how time flies…
No. Next question?
Trust the science…
Yup…
The importance of proof reading…
And still they fell…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwww…
If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one and encourage your friends to do the same? There is no better lesson about what the police should and shouldn’t be and do. My cat will be sad if you don’t buy a copy. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in bookstores, only through Amazon and the publisher.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more of the inadvertently funny things my students wrote:
In The Header of Report Cards: “Smithville ISD will be a highly acclaimed model of Educationsl Excellence.
Correction In The Header of Report Cards: “Smithville ISD will be a highly acclaimed model of Educational Excellance.”
Truth In A Research Paper: “Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class.”
Use “Debauchery” In A Sentence: “The family had a a lovely evening of debauchery.”
It Is?! What’s Your Worst? “Debauchery is one of my best qualities.”
The Great Muslim Warrior Who Fought The Crusaders Was? “Muhammed Ali.”
The Great Muslim Warrior Who Fought The Crusaders Was? “Chuck Norris.”
These days we need to laugh more than ever. I’ll see you, as usual, this coming Sunday–not Monday–and I hope every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Well, think I can safely assume that Smithville ISD doesn’t place anyone in the National Spelling Bee. :)
Dear Mick:
Those were either front office folks or principals.
Yeah, and my comment went to the “quality” of the school in general. Of course, to your point, admin don’t do the teaching.
Apparently, neither do the teachers.