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A bloodbath of a landslide?  This just in: dementia med shortage in DC!

Bidenomics: is there anything it can’t do?

Thank goodness.  That’s vital in diplomacy…

Doesn’t he look more like Lurch every day?

They’re trying to fix everything…

I don’t have anything on Hillary…just sayin’…

No kidding…

And in the delicious irony department…

Inevitably…

A blow to “our democracy,” sure…

We Wyomingites see a lot of that…

Yes it is…

No matter how stupid you think they are, you’re optimistic…

Well, if that actually existed, no…

I wonder what took him so long?

Yup…

Pretty much every hometown these days…

Of course…

Nobody would believe that…

Sign me up for not dating her…er, him….er, whatever…

That would be dangerous to “our democracy”…

Maybe Clarence can trick Teacher into jumping into the river…

Women for Palestine…

Drat…

Important safety tip…

And in the just because it’s cute department…

Awwwwwwww…

If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one and encourage your friends to do the same? There is no better lesson about what the police should and shouldn’t be and do.  My cat will be sad if you don’t buy a copy. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in bookstores, only through Amazon and the publisher.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more of the inadvertently funny things my students wrote:  

No Kidding: “The main thing you guys need to know about us girls is that we have feelings and we’re not afraid to use them.”

Thanks For Clearing That Up: “Girls are really just like guys, but more feminine.”

Insightful Literary Analysis: “The guy out of ‘Dreamin’ Again wants the presence of his girl back. But he can’t get it because she took it with her.”

I Didn’t Say That: “Daryl Hannah plays a good Roxanne by playing the part of an intelligent woman, and that’s not very easy to do.”

I Hate It When That Happens: “When she arrived, she found her boyfriend and her best friend together, half-naked, hissing.”

How Old Is He Again? “My grandpa lived through the Renaissance.”

So They Defended It Then? “There were 179 people inside the Alamo, defending it. These people were known as the defenders of the Alamo.”

These days we need to laugh more than ever.  I’ll see you, as usual, this coming Sunday, and I hope every other day too!