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So do most guys… What a sacrifice…

Again?  Still?

Hypocrisy?  What Hypocrisy?

And we had Egyptian tacos in Mexico…

Yup…

Scotty!  Warp 9!

Good advice.  The look, not the anal porn…

That many?

I’m sure it does…

I know, I know…

Thank goodness they rounded up those terrorist acorns…

Good idea…

Fani deserves it…

It just might…

Me too…

Good question…

Just the kind of help they could use…

Never mind.  I got it…

Electric vehicles.  Don’t forget those…

Exactly…

Coming to a country near you, January, 2025…

Already at a country near you…

They got that right…

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

There are already.  They’re called Democrats.

Maybe refurbish them and sell at a discount?

I hate it when that happens…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwww…

If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one and encourage your friends to do the same? There is no better lesson about what the police should and shouldn’t be and do.  My cat will be sad if you don’t buy a copy. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in bookstores, only through Amazon and the publisher.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more of the inadvertently funny things my students wrote:  

I Guess Not: “There aren’t only violent video games, there are educational video games which help teach people the violent one are another way. Eminem and 2-Pac grew up in real life though 2-Pac is dead so he is not a very good example.”

Well, Sure… “My mom told me to put the dogs in the house before we started pooping the firecrackers.”

After They Blow Up? “The government can, however, afford to let (theoretically) a group of terrorists walk across the border and blow themselves up with impunity, and then walk back across the border.”

Fun, New Trends Department: “Eating disorders are more and more popular.”

In A Teacher’s E-Mail: “Thanks and sorry for the incontinence.”

True Romance: “Roxanne noticed that Chris’ voice changed, but she was so raped up in the words she did not care.”

Latin Vegetables: Requiscat in Pacem: “Rest in peas.”

These days we need to laugh more than ever.  I’ll see you, as usual, this coming Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!