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Nooooooooooo! I was afraid of this…
If you’re not reading Day By Day Cartoon, here’s why you should:
I hate it when that happens…
I too was an early gender studies scholar…
Don’t forget bacon…
So that’s how they’re doing it…
Takes one to know one…
Diversity hire…
What isn’t?
Viewers, and dogs, agree…
Hey, whatever works…
Well, to me it would, but I’m diverse and inclusive…
This is the beginning of wisdom…
The horror…
That is disturbing…
So is this…
Me too…
That’s sad…
First contact protocol…
That is a relief…
That is not…
Well, that explains a lot…
But, that’s not funny.,.
Like new cars, they lose most of their value the minute you leave…
You have to have standards…
Democrats?
I feel better already…
That’s OK. They’re kind of soft and squishy anyway…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one, and also to encourage your friends to do the same? The book also makes a great gift for thoughtful people, and if you’re reading this scruffy little blog, I’m sure you’re comfortable in that august company and know many of like mind. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in book stores, only through Amazon and the publisher.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, unintentionally funny product labels:
On a package of five-inch fishing lures: “Harmful if swallowed.”
On a 12-inch high storage rack for compact discs: “Do not use as a ladder.”
On a package of frozen food: “Defrost your frozen dinner before eating.”
On a bottle of spray paint: “Do not spray in your face.”
On a container of salt: “Warning: high in sodium.”
On a package containing a rubber ball: “Choking hazard: this toy is a small ball.”
On a baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.”
These days we need to laugh more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
The glass is too big. =^[.]^=
No, the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. The English language has changed a bit since that was rendered in English; “fear” was meant as in the sense of electricians fearing electricity (see earlier “funny”, and also later one) or a pedestrian fearing cars – not so much a mere unthinking response as a sound foundation for dealing with the matter involved. Fearing electricity or cars only delivers understanding in those narrow fields, though, not more broadly as with fuller wisdom.
Dear P.M.Lawrence:
Of course it is, but this is the Sunday Funnies.
Or as Orbit, the magazine of the Rutherford high energy lab said:
“verily, verily, I say unto thee, never work on high voltage circuits alone. For electric cooking is a slothful process and thee might sizzle in thy own fat for hours on end before thy maker seeith fit to end thy misery and taketh thee unto his fold”.
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