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I’m sure you can get a good deal. So that’s why they did it…

This is the best argument for preemptive capital punishment I’ve seen in a long, long time…

Biden did them?

Why am I never around when this sort of thing happens?

Oh…

Narrative evolution…

Assault stove…

Which is why we need these guys…

And these guys…

Isn’t that nice?

I guess I’m pro-murder then…

Oh sure, that makes sense…

So does this…

It usually does…

We’re not going to make it, are we?

Good advice,

I knew I’d seen that before…

It probably made more sense in the original German…

Cricket wrangling is a hard life…

They think it had something to do with virgins…

Dangerous ideas…

Oh sure, I see the connection…

That high?

Virtue signaling is easy until they move in next door…

Are stars linked to racial whiteness?

Congratulations!

Run away; run away!

And in the just because it’s damp, and cute, department for this week…

Awwwwwwwww…

I use this weekly opportunity to encourage you to get a copy of License to Kill, and also to encourage your friends. Most folks don’t know it’s insanely hard to make any money as an author, and I don’t have a wealthy publishing house spending millions to advertise the book. It’s a story that must be told, and I appreciate your help to do that.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, warped medical transcriptions:

“The patient had no recollection of any memory loss.”

“We deferred her pelvic exam until we could get her down to the floor.”

“This is a well developed elderly female. She is oriented to the year, and unsure of where she is. She is unsure of the president, but mentions Hulk Hogan as a possibility.”

“While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.”

“She had difficulty completing simple calculations. For example, when I asked her what three times three plus one equals, she said ‘ten’.”

“She stated she has been constipated most of her life, until she got a divorce.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!