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SCIENCE! We’re not going to make it, are we?
We’re not going to make it, are we?
We’re not going to make it, are?
You’ll eat it and like it!
I hear there are opportunities in the fast food industry…
They were married at the South Pole?
They might want to consider putting that on hold…
Well, at least they rhyme…
Clueless indeed…
It stays open…
Good idea…
Nope. Not going to contribute…
At least one group has an honorable occupation…
So bye, bye…
Only 37?
So that’s what happened…
That explains a lot…
So does this…
Day 4: McDonald’s…
Ancient nutrition…
Weather is relative…
So is the FBI…
Status quo…
Status quo…
Coming to a country near you…
Oooops…
And in the cute little barbarians department for this week…
Awwwwwwwww…
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, more church bulletin gaffes:
“The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.”
“Missionary Bertha Belch will be speaking at Calvary Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.”
“Barbara Chisholm remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and request tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.”
“Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.”
“A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church Basement. Music will follow.”
“There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Some of this week’s items appear to be candidates for “Too Stupid to Survive”.
Dear navyvet:
There is always considerable overlap, rather like one of Kamala’s Venn diagrams.
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Joe gave 358,000 assault rifles, 126,000 automatic pistols, and 64,000 machine guns to terrorists.
But now his administration is going to save us from the Gas Oven Menace.
Dear Tom:
And that’s not counting all the goodies they gave Mexican cartels in the Fast and Furious debacle.
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