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NOTE: Looks like I have one more weekend of winter prep. around the manor, so I’m posting my Saturday and Sunday offerings a bit early.  I ran across the thread that mostly makes up this article and just had to share it with you.  Enjoy!

In his red, “Triumph of the Shill” speech, Our Meat Puppet In Chief, Joe Biden, observed much in America is not normal.  Upon careful reflection, I’ve come to the inescapable conclusion Joe is right.  But first, some examples of what, according to Joe, is obviously abnormal:

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Doesn’t this woman know how to dress?

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How can a First Lady have so little fashion sense?

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See what I mean?

It is not, gentle readers, my practice to criticize anyone’s fashion choices, particularly not those of women.  Lord knows my fashion sense often stampedes women and children and frightens the cattle.  Among the most horrifying questions any man will ever face is a girlfriend or wife asking: “does this make me look fat?”  Or: “does this blouse go with this skirt?”  The wise man, if he wants to survive, will skillfully avoid such queries, or if necessary, will lie with the solemnity of a preacher delivering a funeral oration.

That said, during the Trump years, all of the world’s fashion forces did their best to either completely ignore Melania Trump, a world class fashion model with impeccable taste, while they are praising Jill—ooops—DOCTOR Jill Biden, though her fashion advisors obviously come primarily from the textile, furniture and drapery industries.  Jill Biden is 71 years old, and one would think in all those years she might have learned how to dress herself, but since Joe brought it up, let’s see what passes for “normal” in First Lady fashion these days.  But first, a quick blast from the past, as we see what a banana crossed with a lizard looks like:

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I would never suggest our media, particularly not our fashion media, would play political favorites.  I’m sure you understand that, so let’s dive into the world of normal and classy First Lady fashion:

During my police days, my colleagues and I would joke about the annual Sturgis Bike Rally, which took place nearby.  We wondered how quickly we’d fill up the jail if there were such a thing as fashion violations.  This one would be a felony:

Looks like Fauci isn’t the only one experimenting on dogs…

And finally, this eye-searing masterpiece of fashion sense and class:

Just one more example, gentle readers, of how Joe Biden has fulfilled his promise to bring normalcy to America.