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Yeah, sure:

President Joe Biden on Wednesday was caught on a hot mic while visiting Fort Myers Beach, Florida, telling a local mayor that ‘no one fucks with a Biden.’

‘Keep the faith,’ Biden said as he approached Fort Myers Beach Mayor Ray Murphy after speaking to reporters. ‘And by the way, you’re raised the same way I was. No one fucks with a Biden.’

‘Yeah, you’re goddamn right,’ the mayor chuckled.

Nobody except OPEC, China, Russia, Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, Venezuela, the steps on Air Force One, various stages…  Why does the First Lady dress like a Disney villain?

As the Mid Term elections draw ever closer, the Biden Meat Puppet Administration becomes ever more desperate:

So Biden went to the Saudis and begged them to pump more oil for at least one more month.  Gee, could that timing be coincidental?  They told him not only no, but hell no:

I’m sure Joe remains confused about why, after he called the Saudis a “pariah regime,” they weren’t in the mood to do him political favors.  Joe visited Florida for a little off the cuff sniffing of Florida Ag. Commissioner Nikki Fried:

He also read a climate change narrative:

President Joe Biden met with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Wednesday and toured neighborhoods in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, but he immediately pivoted to global warming.

‘I think the one thing this has finally ended is the discussion about whether or not there’s climate change, and we should do something about it,’ Biden said shortly after beginning his remarks.

People are dead and injured and tens, perhaps hundreds of billions in damage has been done, and this—apart from sniffing–is all Biden could talk about:

After his speech, Biden spoke to reporters about his visit and again brought up global warming.

‘First of all, the biggest thing the governor’s done and so many others have done is recognized this thing called global warming,’ he said. ‘The world is changing.’

Thanks for that, President Science.  Politico tried to make points on the hurricane disaster:

It’s taxpayer money, idiots, including taxes from Florida taxpayers.  Disaster relief, instead of rewarding political cronies, is what it’s for.  Yes, higher education is a cesspool:

A SUNY Binghamton professor, who included ‘progressive stacking’ in her syllabus that specified she would be calling on non-white and female students first, has resigned. Former professor Ana Maria Candela wrote that continuing at the university would be a ‘profound lack of self-love and self-respect.’

It would also require professional, academic demeanor, so there’s that.  Meet another communist, anti-American Biden apparatchik:

Felicia Wong

Vice chair of Treasury Dept’s new racial equity committee wants to defund police, ‘center race’ in all policy

The vice chair of the Treasury Department’s newly-announced racial equity committee wants to defund the police and put racial justice at the center of all government policymaking.

Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen on Tuesday announced the formation of a 25-member committee called the Treasury Advisory Committee on Racial Equity, which will identify, monitor, and review aspects of the domestic economy ‘that have directly and indirectly resulted in unfavorable conditions for communities of color,’ according to a press release.

In the latest iteration of the Biden administration’s inclusion of capitalism critics in federal governance, Felicia Wong, the president and CEO of the Roosevelt Institute, was announced to serve as the nascent racial equity committee’s vice chair.

Oh sure, the economy’s falling apart, so what we really need is more “racial equity” lunatics at the Treasury Department.  How crazy is Wisconsin these days?  This crazy:

White people were told to engage in a racial shaming exercise to remind them of their privilege by Wisconsin Democrat Governor Tony Evers’ Department of Public Instruction (DPI) when he was its superintendent.

A document promoted by the Department of Public Instruction, obtained exclusively by Breitbart News, suggested white people ‘wear a white wristband as a reminder about your privilege.’

Yeah, no thanks.  Amazon is selling what?!

Lawyers, who are representing parents suing Amazon for selling ‘suicide kits’ to teenagers who died by suicide, say they have reached a ‘breaking point.’

Amazon lawyers have allegedly told parents that the online retailer had a right to sell these so-called ‘suicide kits.’ The kits are described in the lawsuit as bundled items that Amazon suggests buyers purchase together, including a potentially lethal chemical called sodium nitrite, a scale to measure a lethal dose, a drug to prevent vomiting, and a book with instructions on how to use the chemical to attempt suicide. The online retailer’s lawyers also allegedly said that it would be “unfair and inhumane” to hold Amazon liable for the teens’ deaths.

One of the parents’ lawyers, Carrie Goldberg, took to Twitter yesterday, alleging that Amazon’s corporate ties with news outlets like CBS are effectively working to silence media attention for their lawsuit, while more lives likely remain at risk.

Oh, the media would never do anything like that, would they?  After all, lives are on the line:

‘For months, we avoided press attention to this case,’ Goldberg, founder of C.A. Goldberg, PLLC, told Ars in a statement. ‘But we have reached a breaking point of too many people dying, of medical providers not knowing what is happening or that a treatment protocol exists, and of press spiking stories about it—presumably because of corporate ties to Amazon.’

Guess they would. Make the bastards pay.  Here’s how it started:

Rep. Lauren Bobert had some fun with Joe’s latest gaffe, and D/S/Cs showed their collective asses:

The Babylon Bee, America’s premier satire site, whose satire has often been “fact checked,” got in the last word:

I think given the choice between provoking nuclear war and a few mean tweets, I’ll take mean tweets, thank you:

Of course it does:  

A draft policy mandates Seattle police allow DUI suspects to flee, even when they’re in stolen cars. And if a DUI suspect in a vehicle refuses to comply, officers must leave the scene. Some officers have already been told to follow this new guidance, according to multiple sources.

Captain Kevin Grossman in the North precinct outlined a draft policy dated Sept. 29, obtained by the Jason Rantz Show on KTTH. It has caused great confusion and its effects are reverberating across the department.

But of course, because that enlightened policy has been so successful in Chicago.  Wait a minute: I thought if they said they were women, they were women and could pee in women’s bathrooms and wag their weenies in their showers, so they should be exempt from the draft, right? 

The Biden administration’s requirements for who must register for Selective Service in the event that there is a draft includes those persons that identify as trangender but are born male. ‘Almost all male US citizens and male immigrants, who are 18 through 25, are required to register with Selective Service,’ and that includes males who identify as transgender.

‘US citizens or immigrants who are born male and changed their gender to female are still required to register. Individuals who are born female and changed their gender to male are not required to register,’ reads the guidance on requirements from the Selective Service System.

Golly, you’d almost think the government wasn’t all that serious about the whole trans thing.  Oh no!  Is the government now a trans denier?

Who coulda thunk it?   

It looks like woke superman is now broke superman.

The new age of DC Comics is proving to be a flop as its flagship character (or at least his son) fails to attract readers and sinks into the mud in terms of sales.

According to CBR.com, the news was broken during a New York Comic Con panel that Jon Kent’s solo run will end at issue #18. Now, he’ll be moved into a different miniseries:

During the ‘DC’s Superman Panel’ at New York Comic Con, the publisher revealed Superman: Son of Kal-El #18 will be the final issue of the series. Upon its completion in December, DC will launch a new six-issue miniseries, Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent, written by Tom Taylor and featuring art by Clayton Henry. ‘Jon will finally get his chance to take on the man who is responsible for kidnapping and torturing him, Ultraman. The Superman of Earth-2, Val-Zod, will also play a major part in the 6-issue miniseries arriving in comic shops in early 2023,’ DC teased of the new miniseries.

Tom Taylor, the man who writes the comic for superman’s climate alarmist, pro-immigration, homosexual son, said that the new series is thanks to the fantastic response of fans to Jon and Superman.

Only, the response hasn’t at all been ‘fantastic.’ In fact, it’s been abysmal according to the charts. DC Comics stopped publishing its sales numbers after its new social justice-focused comics began drowning. As I reported in January, the initial debut of ‘Son of Kal-El’ sold only 68,000 copies putting it at number 17. By the third issue, it had only sold 34,000, putting it at number 77.

Get woke, go super broke.  And in other news:

But all the smart people assure me wind and solar will solve everything!

I dunno.  I kind of want a doctor who actually knows something about medicine.  Good thing I don’t live anywhere near Minnesota.

Oh noes!  Actually allowing opposing arguments on social media is doom on us all!  Wait a minute: hasn’t Twitter been doing what Collins is warning against all along?

Wait another minute: is the band formerly known as the Dixie Chicks actually still a thing?  I thought they bought the farm when they started pissing on their audience.

When the French think North Africa is less dysfunctional than California, you know things are really, really stupid—in California.  Oh sure, that’s the reason:  

A high school English teacher inspired a heated debate over the weekend after writing that she does not want to teach Shakespeare to her students.

‘I do not believe that I am ‘cheating’ my students because we do not read Shakespeare,’ Dana Dusbiber, who teaches at Luther Burbank High School in Sacramento California, wrote in The Washington Post over the weekend.

‘I do not believe that a long-dead, British guy is the only writer who can teach my students about the human condition.’

The veteran teacher declared that she has a ‘dislike’ of reading Shakespeare because of her own ‘personal disinterest in reading stories written in an early form of the English language that I cannot always easily navigate,’ and because there is ‘a WORLD of really exciting literature out there that better speaks to the needs of my very ethnically-diverse and wonderfully curious modern-day students.’

At least this incompetent admits they don’t want to teach Shakespeare because they’re not bright enough to do a bit of research on the English of the 1500s/1600s. When English teachers won’t teach Shakespeare, they’re virtually always afraid their students will know more than they do, and/or they won’t be able to answer their questions.  These are inadequate people and feckless teachers, in other words: stupid.

Speaking of stupid, I’m sure, gentle readers, you’re aware of the Pennsylvania Senate race between Dr. Mehmet Oz and John Fetterman, who was none too bright or competent before he had a debilitating stroke.  He’s currently a tumor growing a politician.  He has been running a Bidenesque, hide-in-the-basement campaign, but recently consented to his first live interview with MSNBC.  It went badly:

One seldom sees that kind of honesty out of the mainstream media…

That’s right gentle readers, Fetterman can’t understand the spoken word.  He has to have questions appear on a computer screen so he can sort of understand them…

See what I mean by “sort of?”  Because Burns was honest and said she didn’t think Fetterman could understand what she was saying without closed captioning, the rest of the media has been viciously attacking her for committing journalism:

Terk has it right:

If Pennsylvanians elect this looming doofus, he’ll be a perfect match for Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.  And this is the nation’s business because…?   

At the top of Tuesday’s White House press briefing on Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters her own ‘coming out’ story in honor of National Coming Out Day.

This was the sum total of Jean-Pierre’s announcement about National Coming Out Day. She revealed her personal story about how she came out as a lesbian to family and friends.

Americans are paying this idiot’s salary to hear about her sexuality?  But she’s an immigrant, black and lesbian, so she’s historic!  I don’t think this graphic says what BLM thinks it says:

So black people, about 13% of the population, commit 52% of all crimes.  Brilliant, BLM. Marvel used to be great because it told timeless, epic stories of heroism, honor and sacrifice.  Now? 

Screenwriter and actress Michaela Coel said she joined Disney-owned Marvel’s Black Panther: Wakanda Forever because “my character is queer” and she felt it was ‘important for me to step in’ and tell a LGBTQ story, which she hopes the anti-gay country of Ghana will see.

Right.  I’m sure a queer character in a Marvel movie will change the ethics of an entire country.  It has worked so well so far, like in Eternals.

Hmmmm.  Looks like the Vaccine Deniers were right:

Pfizer executive Janine Small admitted to the European Parliament with a laugh that the company did not test if its COVID-19 vaccine stopped transmission of the virus before the vaccine was put on the market. Apparently knowing whether a vaccine works isn’t important before forcing everyone to get it?

Small was clearly uncomfortable answering the question—and for good reason. ‘Regarding the question around, um, when we knew about stopping immunization before, um, it entered the market—no!’  Small exclaimed, with a nervous laugh. Apparently giving millions of people an untested vaccine is amusing?

Small then attempted to justify Pfizer’s actions. ‘These, um, you know, we had to really move at the speed of science to really understand what is taking place in the market.’

Riiiight.  “The speed of science.”  Finally, Jon Gabriel issues an epic beatdown on some of the most egregious and harmful stupidity of our time:

Too stupid to survive.