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And call out the National Guard; don’t forget about that… I so enjoy reading history…

AHHHHHHHHHH…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

Uh-oh…

So much for merit…

See what I mean?

And gas was .25 cents a gallon…

Uh-oh…

They know electricity comes from somewhere…

That was my childhood favorite…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

I was wondering that the other day…

That’s too cruel even for terrorists…

If any have reason why this couple should not be wed, speak now…

Science!

He remembers how to sniff?!

Or a car tire…

Sometimes the old fashioned way is best…

Good advice…

Also good advice…

Now that’s not fair…

Scientists suspect black holes or Covid have something to do with it…

They stopped clamming up?

Shut up, you election deniers…

So that’s what that sound is…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, more student science writing bloopers:

“It’s in a state of animated suspension.”

“Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog’s tongue will kill the strongest man.”

“It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.”

“A fibula is a small lie.”

“A disease associated with smoking is premature death.”

“When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get intercontinental.”

“Food is taken into the mouth and masturbated.”

“Many young girls are getting pregnant every day.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!