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AOC, Aquaman, blind bisexual goose, dildos and lube, domestic terrorists, FBI, illegal immigrants, joe biden, Kamala Harris, MAGA republicans, Martha's Vinyard, Marx, Mike Lindell, My Pillow, Ron DeSantis, Sanctuary Cities, Star Wars, Titanic, U Haul, woke
The horror. Wait a minute. I thought Martha’s Vinyard was a sanctuary city thingy…
Oh, so It’s OK when D/S/Cs ships tens of thousands of Illegals all over the country in the dead of night, but…
Well, at least they’re fashionable…
They loved them so much they called out the National Guard to help them move off the island…
Hmmm. Somehow I remember this photo differently…
I remember this differently too…
Movies are all about fantasy fulfillment…
Like this…
Giving the public what it wants and needs…
This used to be only for atonal music…
Great. Another supply chain crisis…
Humans are endlessly adaptable…
See what I mean?
I heard the Star Wars franchise was in trouble, but this…
We didn’t need research to confirm this…
Or this…
Status quo, Fall, 2022…
See what I mean?
Absolutely classic headline…
Film at 11?
Hmmm. Probably a rather select clientele…
Gee, D/S/Cs really are desperate…
Yes. The thing…
Is there a third choice?
From an anonymous source…
Heh…
I dunno…a constitutional republic?
And what’s an edition of the Funnies without Kamala?
I’m guessing this is what they look like in Japan…
Awwwwwwwww
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, more student science writing bloopers:
“A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.”
“Australopithicus was first found by leaking in Olduvai Gorge.”
“Salk perfected the Salk vaccine, an anecdote for polo.”
“When they broke open molecules, they found they were stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.”
“Darwin’s book states that all animals evolved from primeval man.”
“I’m fascinated by the invisible world of microorgasms.”
“An animal or plant species can also be described as the kind of animal and plant species that it is.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
” Take the pen, Larry, sign the check and hire Quint.” Life in the Vinnn yarrrd aint so good this year.
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Dear Doug:
The link is much appreciated!