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Aw, that’s just Joe being Joe.  And this is KBJ being KBJ…

credit: babylon bee

I suspect they changed this after the Dobbs decision, and everybody suddenly knew what a woman was again…

I know I do…

Who knew it was so easy?

An English teacher’s English teacher…

Ouch!

This might be the only way Liz Cheney can win the nomination in Wyoming…on second thought, see the previous photo…

Yeah, and how he single-handledly stopped domestic energy production…

No kidding…

I don’t think there’s enough detail, and they left out “YOU.”  He’ll get confused…

Has to be…

Build back better is a swing set, but with no chains…

Let me guess: most D/S/Cs prefer the beating?

They’re still testing reading, writing, math and language?  Cancel them!

Eat, or eat not.  There is no try…

No, the good old days were better…

This is one of those “it goes without saying” things…

So is this…

So is this (she wrote the “1619 Project”)…

Modern life…

I wonder if the red shirt actors were paid hourly?

That doesn’t take much imagination…

Is that all?

But men need them for their periods!

Congressional nightmares…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwww!

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, more excuse notes parents wrote to schools:

“Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday,  he had diarrhea and his boots leak.” 

“Please excuse Jimmy for being.  It was his father’s fault.”

“Please excuse Billie because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.’”

“Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday.  We have to attend a funeral.”

“My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.  She spend the weekend with the Marines.”

“Please excuse Fred for being absent.  He had a cold and could not breed well.”

“Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday.  She was in bed with gramps.”

THIS IS THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC:

“Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach.  Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.  I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever.  There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!