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And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy… I always knew there was something different about her…

Now if only Antifa tries a mostly peaceful protest at Sturgis again…

We rural folk are pretty darned advanced…

D/S/Cs aren’t; they just think they are…

And forever, or at least as long as it’s politically useful…

This kind of evolution is inevitable…

So’s this…

None of the above?

If only school board members weren’t deaf…

It sure am…

These are the optics that strike terror into the hearts of America’s enemies.  Not white people living in Flyover Country, I mean, like Iran and China, and Russia…

Now this might…

This wouldn’t…

I guess the summer of love is over in Oregon, just like literacy…

If Dr. Suess were still alive, this is what he’d write…

Wow.  I guess I am a hater after all…

This was inevitable too…

It’s one of life’s great tragedies Firefly wasn’t…

Nope.  Not a tragedy, but irony?  Karma?  Oh yes…

And speaking of irony and karma…

Who better to run interference for the Almighty?

This is why it wouldn’t be smart for China to take us on, at least for now…

We arm our wildlife too…

He’d be a shoe-in…

Yeah, but that’s different, so shut up you white supremacist, vote suppressing, insurrectionist racist!

Get woke, get bronze…

And knows more about physics too…

If you have to get that in a grocery store, you’re pretty lonely…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department for this week…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

“The main thing you guys need to know about us girls is that we have feelings and we’re not afraid to use them.”

“The guy out of ‘Dreamin’ Again’ wants the presence of his girl back.  But he can’t get it because she took it with her.”

“Daryl Hannah plays a good Roxanne by playing the part of an intelligent woman, and that’s not very easy to do.”

“When she arrived, she found her boyfriend and her best friend together, half-naked, hissing.”

“My Grandpa lived through the Renaissance.”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And this week in the greatest country on Earth, Temporary President Joe Biden got lost again–at the White House.  Is this a great country or what?

The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day.