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I mean, you have to sympathize, right? Just like that:
Finally, after all those years…
Yes, yes she is…
Truth in advertising…
Truth in advertising…
Truth in advertising…
Yes; yes they will...
Could there possibly be any greater authority?
What would we do without studies and health experts…
Don’t know much about i-ro-ny…
Them sure is…
Finally, a translator…
Only 2?
I’m not so sure I want this one…
Why else would you want to emigrate to the US?
I’d do it via text, just to be safe…
I was doing this years ago…
Go ahead; I dare you…
Now wait just a minute! Men are birthing people too…
Now that’s hot…
Handgun earrings?
Where Biden is concerned, you really don’t want to look too closely…
Or Seattle, or Minneapolis, or St. Louis, or…
OK, I really do want to hear the whole story; just don’t turn around…
This is CNN…
Cheney obviously didn’t question long or hard enough…
Contemporary polling…
And your alternative is what? Portland? San Francisco?
So that’s what that buzzing noise is…OW!
Maybe the “pregnant” part was a clue?
And in the just because it’s really cute department…
“I’m really going to be in trouble [for answering reporter’s questions]” That’s pretty funny…isn’t it?
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The Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here every day, then, and in between.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
In the “Credit where credit is due” department, you might want to swap out # 7 for one that didn’t have the creator’s watermark removed.
I’m not saying you stole it, but some dirty meme thief removed the credit before you came across it.
Dear Mike a.k.a. Proof:
I always do my best to give credit where it’s due. Sadly, that’s not always possible. Thanks for the catch!
It’s not a really big deal, but some of these guys (myself included) put time and effort into making this silly stuff. Thw worst guys are not just the ones who erase or crop off your name, but they slide their own watermark on top of it.
I’m usually a little bit flattered when someone likes my work enough to steal it, but would it kill ’em just to let people know where they could find more stuff just like it? /rant
Dear Mike a.k.a. Proof:
Quite so. What you originally saw was what I found–and saw–in multiple places. I always prefer to use the original work which has identifying information. Thanks again, and my apologies.
No apology necessary! When it was brought to your attentuion, you fixed it immediately. Couoldn’t ask for more. In fact, the very first time I saw it,, I was wondering what the deal was because I was seeing an altered copy.
If no ione ever got duped in this world, we’d be enjoying the prosperituy of Trump’s second term right now!