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Welcome, gentle readers, to the 22nd edition of Too Stupid To Survive. I suspect you’ll discover a level of stupid you’ve not seen in a long time. We begin with an attempted revision of the book of Genesis:
So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
I dunno. God seems kind of specific to me. And speaking of stupid, the American Medical Association has gone full woke. Never go full woke.
How stupid is this? The AMA’s influence is greatest in medical education. That’s just what we all need, isn’t it? Doctors educated in Critical Race Theory and racial hate rather than irrelevant things like anatomy, disease processes, chemistry, biology, you know, all that stuff that only matters because certain kinds of lives matter a lot more than others?
As I understand it, the Minneapolis City Council is up for the Nobel Peace Prize, or if not, surely they will be:
No doubt, the YWCA is also in the running, and yes, this is real, not a Babylon Bee satire:
Oh my, did we dodge a bullet keeping Merrick Garland off the Supreme Court:
Garland testified to Congress White Supremacists are the greatest danger to America. He even compared them to the KKK, a D/S/C enterprise. Let’s remember on January 6, 2021, the only person killed–Ashli Babbitt, a decorated veteran–was murdered by a government agent who bravely remains unidentified. Yes, our Attorney General is that stupid. The Biden Administration–apart from the DOJ–is in a class of stupid all by itself:
So let’s see: they’re going to appoint a committee to appoint a committee to hire staff to research potential dates and meeting sites to form a committee to consider talking about potentially talking about addressing the gas shortage–Ooops! Sorry. It’s not a gas shortage, it’s a “supply crunch!” My mistake. “Smart people.” Heh, heh:
And in the world class stupid department:
Uh, aren’t CIA operatives supposed to be, you know, physically competent and mentally, emotionally stable?
The country is in the best possible hands. Yeah, but the current border crisis that isn’t a crisis, honest, is totally Trump’s fault, which is what the current Border Czar is saying:
If you eat it, does it turn you gay or trans or something or other?
But mean tweets are–mean!
Thus spake his majesty, because SCIENCE:
Speaking of the Babylon Bee, it’s becoming almost impossible to do satire. These satirical headlines actually came true!
This one came true in a single day!
Too Stupid To Survive…
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I am reminded of a limerick which is no doubt too politically incorrect for our time and place(s):-
There was a young queer of Khartoum
Who took a lesbian back to his room
Where they argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
An example of “cognitive dissonance”.
Suppose there is a disease that can be spread more easily if infected people do not wear a mask, but there is a vaccine, and unvaccinated people have little or no risk of becoming infected. In other words, the only people with a significant chance of becoming infected were those not wearing masks. Why would a vaccinated person care whether an unvaccinated person wore a mask? The vaccinated person isn’t going to get sick either way. Unvaccinated people assumed the risk by not taking the vaccine.
The so-called vaccines are m-RNA vaccines. They actually alter the DNA 🧬 of the recipient to emulate the Covidvirus so as to stimulate a response from the immune system. While this reduces the risk of infection and transmission, it also sensitizes the immune system so that any infection is far more likely to be lethal. People who are vaccinated are actually at extreme risk unless everyone is vaccinated.
Dear Jeffrey:
Now, now. “My body; my choice” only applies to abortion.
This is why I do not look either to the internet, or to a cartoon pig, for medical/scientific knowledge.
Reblogged this on Robin's Rants and Raves.
Dear Robin:
Thanks for the reblog!