As I’m sure you know by now, gentle readers, Kamala Harris has been picked by his handlers to be Joe Biden’s Vice Presidential (president in waiting) running mate. As a public service, SMM presents the top ten reasons Harris was chosen:
9: She’s black.
8: She’s a black female.
7: She’s a black female of color.
6: She’s a female of color who is also black.
5: She’s a black female of color who is also female—and black.
4: She’s sufficiently Socialist/Communist without being an overt Castro licker, and anyone who criticizes her in any way is a racist and sexist.
3: Isn’t it about time America had a black female of color who is also black, and female, and of color, and a socialist/communist as Vice, er, President?
1: She’ll do a splendid job delivering Joe’s eulogy.