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Yeah, that’s fake news.  That’s what they told me too!

Yes he was…well, that and Trump Derangement Syndrome…

Not that anyone’s smirking about things…

He’s not the only terrorist or despot missing him…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

Some people obviously don’t appreciate irony…

You have to be of a certain age to get this one…

Something to keep in mind as we anxiously await Impeachment 2: The Revenge…

Hey, it’s not nice to ridicule other people’s sorrow…wait, yes it is…

Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?

Yeah, we have to elect this guy immediately…

This is the most accurate poll I’ve seen lately…

Credit given where credit is due…

I didn’t know he’d died…

They really have to ask this question?

Oh sure.  That’ll take care of it…

Well, I was born without the math gene…

Give him time…

It’s the next logical wokeness step…

What, no solution to the Grand Unification Theory?

Now that’s not fair.  It was her turn!

Poetic justice…

Uh, no thanks…

Yeah, well, genius criminal masterminds are only in the movies…

Well, if you insist, Debbie, and you’re welcome…

And in the just because it’s cute department…

Knowing you, gentle readers, I’m sure you’ve said to yourself, “self,” you’ve said, “I need to be more environmentally conscious.”  But what to do, what to do…  Buy a copy of License To Kill!  It’s made of 100% natural paper fibers, using environmentally friendly inks mixed in vats by the unshod feet of virgins thinking only pure thoughts.  It’s also transported to your door by solar-powered delivery vans using magic windmill technology!

If you get it directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated, because I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it, so your comments make a real difference.  Positive comments on Amazon help.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between.  Hear dah lamentation of the D/S/Cs, and don’t let that $17.99 burn a hole in your pocket!  That kind of thing contributes to the ozone layer, or Greta Thunberg, you know.