Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something like this comes along. Last week at the Nation Union of Student’s women’s conference, in England–it’s a feminist affair, you know, pip pip!–apparently things were getting a bit out of control, so:
Applause. Applause was triggering anxiety. Really, what’s left? Walking? Breathing? Looking vaguely in someone’s general direction? Mere existence? How do such pale flowers manage to get out of bed in the morning, or are they generally trapped there by the cruel, heteronormative, patriarchal oppression of the man-made sheets?
Such pale flowers: have no trouble at all calling the police on anyone who dares to actually take responsibility for their immediate safety by carrying a PURELY DEFENSIVE HANDGUN. And the Pale Flowers Motive always turns out to be: their deep, deep irrational fear of anyone who displays the ability to plan for contingencies and “assume” they are capable of protecting their own lives and the lives of their loved ones against – (apparently “imaginary”) bad guys. This is what we get when we let the MASSIVELY NEUROTIC AND IRRATIONAL do-gooders have any say at all in “public policy.”
Ohs nos, all those jazz hands make me scared too, they all look like potential open hand face slaps! Where is the safe room with puppy videos , coloring books and cookies?
LOL! My thoughts exactly.
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