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Well, Biden’s done it again. He lost Afghanistan, and now he’s lost Niger:
His State Department morons lectured the Nigerians about democracy. They didn’t take it well and held our troops hostage until we agreed to give the Nigerians our $100 million bases. Now the Russians will get them. Brilliant Biden diplomacy, as usual.
Uh, Joe…
…the Israelis aren’t going to attack one of their own cities.
Stupid.
Yeah, Joe’s packin’ ‘em in, just like 2020…
Like murderous Islamist terrorists and their American useful idiots?
More evidence Biden’s handlers are stupid, evil and anti-America/civilization:
He’s really clueless about economics…
If we didn’t already know Biden knows nothing, he proved it with a comment he made when he was asked what was he doing to help bring prices down.
‘For many Americans, those paychecks aren’t going far,’ Biden was asked by Reshad Hudson in Scranton. ‘When you look at the price of things like eggs are so expensive, how do you bring prices down?’
‘Well, we work to get those prices down by making sure corporate profits are brought under control.’
Stupid.
President Joe Biden suffered another gaffe during a speaking event as he tried to paint his opponent, former President Donald Trump, as untrustworthy.
Biden, at 81 years old, the oldest president in American history, appeared before supporters at a community college in Tampa, one week before Florida bans abortions past six weeks.
He called out Trump, his 2024 general election opponent, as the sole person responsible for the ‘cruelty and chaos’ that’s occurred after the overturn of Roe v. Wade.
However, when he did so, he accidentally asked: ‘How many times does he have to prove we can’t be trusted?’
…probably once is enough.
More Biden foreign policy genius:
…and if that wasn’t bad enough:
Maybe Biden won’t be building that Gaza pier after all.
A man of the people…
…if he could only remember where he is and who the people are.
He’s what?!
If he really thinks that, he ain’t black.
Suuuuure he did…
Eaten by cannibals somewhere other than Haiti:
Joe Biden has told countless whoppers, but this one is a doozie: he says his uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea. Seriously:
Actually, Joe’s uncle’s plane went down, for unknown reasons, over open water. The plane sank and several crewmen went down with it. Their bodies were not found, but they weren’t eaten by cannibals.
He told the same lie twice in a single day. Stupid.
Are they trying to destroy the state?
Yes. What could possibly go wrong?
I have a pretty good idea…
…stupid.
Justice Department civil rights chief Kristen Clarke released guidelines this week on how to report cases of voter intimidation, asserting that ‘voter intimidation has no place in our democracy.’ Years earlier, Clarke defended a New Black Panther Party member who threatened a Philadelphia poll worker while brandishing a club.
Obviously, she has vital experience in voter intimidation.
I’d want a refund…
Yeah, Jewish professors—bad.
Exactly:
Lookit the pretty colors…
In a historic first, the United States is set to sanction a unit of the Israel Defense Forces.
According to three sources speaking with Axios, Secretary of State Antony Blinken will announce sanctions against the IDF’s 97th Netzah Yehuda Battalion. Notably, the sanctions are not due to any actions during the war in Gaza, but rather human rights abuses committed in the West Bank before Oct. 7, 2023. [skip]
The sanctions against the unit will prohibit it from receiving any U.S. military aid, participating in activities receiving American funding, and taking part in training with the U.S. military.
I dunno. Maybe sanction Hamas/Palestinians/Islamists for rape, mutilations, beheadings, mass murder instead of allies fighting for survival? Stupid and evil.
ABC is…
…stupid.
No.
Next question?
Suuuuure they don’t…
Well, not leftist/Islamist “protests” anyway.
Yeah…
…funny.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson wants $70 million to spend on people who entered the country illegally and is being slammed for it, even by members of his own party. Johnson has already spent upwards of $150 million on illegals in the city and residents have been making their opposition known for months. [skip]
The city has already allocated $150 million to help with the growing migrant crisis, and other city officials also questioned Johnson’s request for the additional $70 million in funding.
“Here we are begging for more money when we don’t have money for the people here,” said 9th Ward Ald. Anthony Beale, a Democrat who opposed the proposal.
..if you’re a stupid Chicago politician.
The leftists at the Harvard Crimson have spoken out against transgender athlete bans and claimed that the evidence to support the case that men have a physical advantage over women is “less conclusive.”
However, in the process of making the assertion, the article ignored all evidence to the contrary to support their own claim that transgender athlete participation is wholly benign.
…if you’re stupid enough to attend Harvard.
The congressional genocide caucus:
Republicans in the House sponsored another ‘message vote,’ trying to embarrass the Democrats and expose their hypocrisy.
The vote this time was on condemning the Palestinian chant we hear at every demonstration against Israel: ‘From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will be Free.’ It couldn’t be a controversial vote because who wants to vote for genocide?
Guess how many D/S/Cs voted against the resolution? 44.
No! Anti-liberty/gun cracktivists lying about defensive gun usage?
According to a report from Law Enforcement Today, recent revelations have exposed the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for allegedly suppressing data on defensive gun use (DGU). This action has ignited debates over the transparency and potential politicization of the agency’s research on gun policy and public health.
Say it ain’t so.
Stop funding them, of course…
…but NPR delenda est, and sew the earth with salt.
Claudine Gay resigned as the president of Harvard University in January over charges of plagiarism.
The university assured her she would remain employed for a salary of around $900,000 a year as an administrator. This week, Harvard announced Gay would assume the role of teaching a graduate-level “Reading and Research” course at Harvard.
Yes, you read that correctly.
A woman outed for serial plagiarism – or ‘inadequate citations,’ the phrase that the school used to euphemize her misdeeds – will preside over a ‘research’ course that emphasizes proper attribution.
How this is real-life and not a skit on ‘SNL”‘or a headline from the Babylon Bee is amusing.
Who better to teach a course on plagiarism than one who intimately knows plagiarism?
We also remember the good stuff because…
…Bidens’ handlers are soooooo bad.
I can’t imagine why Hollywood is failing…
Retired soccer player Megan Rapinoe and her partner Sue Bird are working on a television series about lesbian athletes based on a novel called Cleat Cute, the Washington Examiner reported on Friday.
‘Rapinoe and her partner Sue Bird’s production company, A Touch More, will create the series,’ the Examiner said. Meryl Wilsner, the author of Cleat Cute, ‘writes happily ever afters for queer folks who love women,’ according to the Amazon website.
…whoops. Yes I can. This one’s going to go over reeeeeeally well with Normal Americans.
The progressive capture of our education system is getting harder and harder to deny. The latest example of liberalism run amok in America’s schools comes courtesy of North Carolina, where a school reportedly suspended a student for daring to use the term ‘illegal alien’ during a classroom conversation.
The 16-year-old was in English class during a vocabulary lesson and when the word alien was mentioned asked a clarifying question: ‘Like space aliens or illegal aliens without green cards?’ This innocent question got him suspended for three days.
Stupid is everywhere.
Ah yes…
…the self-imagined elite.
I generally think coffee tastes like shit, but…
‘An archived web page from 2018, created by a developer named Riley Roberts, purported to offer for sale Civet Select, ‘the world’s most exotic cup of coffee.’ In Indonesia, according to the web page, ‘cage-free indigenous Palm Civets climb to the top of the plantation trees to eat the best coffee beans in the crop. Civets digest the berries and pass the coffee beans. The enzymes in the digestive process remove the bitterness and acidity from the coffee. Farmers hike the plantation and surrounding forest to find the rare, wild Civet droppings. The found beans are thoroughly cleaned, washed and sun dried at the plantation. Lab testing confirms Civet coffee is clean and safe to drink.’
Anyone reading these astonishing claims might well think the resulting product, pardon my French, tastes like shit, but a winsome photo of Roberts’s attractive partner, ‘Alexandria,’ highlights her reassuring guarantee that that’s not the case: ‘This Civet coffee has a unique, smooth and full-bodied flavor that I really enjoyed.’
Yet most amazing of all is the listed price of the ‘found’ beans for which Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shilling: $40 for two ounces! Coffee beans usually come in 12-ounce packages, so $240 for a bag of ‘droppings’ would be an awfully steep price even for New York City Democratic Socialists.
Stupid.
Now for this week’s dose of sanity:
You go girls!
Yes it is…
But other than that…
…Israel is awful and a two-state solution is essential.
Finally:
No kidding. But as for the rest, too stupid to survive.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
“I generally think coffee tastes like shit, but…”
Thanks for reminding me of an incident at the beginning of my military career. They actually gave us raw recruits a unit of instruction on tooth-brushing, with tiny tubes of toothpaste. At the end, the NCO mentioned there were different flavors.
“How many of you got the strawberry-flavored toothpaste?” A few recruits raise their hands.
“How many got the banana-flavored toothpaste?” A few more hands go up.
“How many thought the toothpaste tasted like shit?” A whole bunch of us raise our hands.
“How do you know?”
Dear Maoz:
Heh. Drill instructors are the most important unsung philosophers of our society.
I’ve long thought that if any of the hostages held by Hamas are alive, they would be few in number and in such bad shape that the Israelis would be furious and upset at any agreement that let Hamas off the hook. More likely, I’ve thought, is that none are alive and Hamas is only using their “potential” release as a form of chip, to delay the inevitable. It is an honorable military versus a death cult. Give them, then, what they desire, and I don’t mean land, unless it is permanently 6 foot on top of them.
Dear Mick:
Sadly, no military can allow itself to be hampered by hostages. It’s a weakness that only invites more hostage taking. I’m sure Israel knows this.
Mick: what you said.
Mike: absolutely correct that it’s a weakness that only invites more. Case in point, when Israel’s leaders caved in to pressure in 2011 (IIRC) and traded over a THOUSAND terrorists for ONE hostage — the Gilad Shalit “deal”. What a great deal that was…for Hamas. One of the released terrorists was Yahya Sinwar, one of the masterminds of the 7 OCT 23 attack.
I would like to believe Israel’s leaders know better by now. Unfortunately, the anarchists and their funders have hijacked our natural empathy for the hostages and incorporated it into their regime-change efforts here.