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When the left is attacking you, you know you’re in trouble.

What a surprise:  

President Biden seemed to suffer a verbal slip-up during a speech at a trade union conference in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday.

Biden, reading off a teleprompter, appeared to incorporate script instructions in the middle of his speech, resulting in an awkward applause line. The moment came during a section of his remarks straight out of a campaign stump speech.

‘I see an America where we defend democracy, not diminish it. I see an America, where we protect freedoms, not take them away,’ Biden said. ‘I see an economy that grows a lot in the bottom up where the wealthy pay their fair share, so we can have child care, paid leave and so much more, and still reduce the federal deficit and increase economic folks.’

‘Imagine what we could do next. Four more years, pause,’ he said before laughing.

Remember whatever he’s trying to read is slurred and confused.  Here’s what the official White House Transcript said:

By the way, the top 1% in income pay 43% of taxes.  I wonder what their “fair share” is?

A man of few, but meaningful, words:

Definitely not stupid.

Well, in his daydreams, maybe…

Sorry Joe, we can still see you stumbling and lurching…

A billion here, a billion there…

…and always confusion.

Bidenomics…

…working as intended.

D-Day was an insurrection?  

President Joe Biden suffered yet another gaffe Thursday as he mixed up the date of the Jan. 6 riots during a glitzy fundraiser hosted by Hollywood stars Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at their Westchester home.

Biden, the oldest-ever US president at 81, made the blunder as he ripped his Republican rival, former President Donald Trump, 77, in front of the star-studded crowd.

‘We’ll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6, January 6th, excuse me,’ the commander-in-chief said, according to a White House pool report.

‘One of the dark days in history. The idea that wasn’t an insurrection — I don’t understand.’

That’s because it wasn’t an insurrection, and we know you don’t, Joe.

Expel them?  Just for a little hit list?

This is not working out as Newsom intended…

..but it’s great!

Get woke…

…go stupid.

Nah…

…obesity describes a medical reality.

And in the feel good section for this week:  

The kids are alright after all.

While on a campaign stop, Biden, who is the least popular president in modern history, recalled how he’s constantly being flipped off by children everywhere he goes.

‘I’ve never thought I’d see a time when I’m going through a — a neighborhood or a rural town that’s in the west and see big signs that s- — have a Trump sign in the middle that says ‘F Biden’ and having a little kid standing with his middle finger — seven years old, eight years old,’ Biden said.

‘Well, I promise, it happens all the time.  It’s not who we are,’ added the man who won the vote of the radical rioters who burned down U.S. cities in 2020.

Let’s go Brandon!

Another feel good moment…

…she really thought being a professor was proof against arrest.  Stupid.

Pedophilia and terrorism in one depraved package:  

A drag queen invited children to chant ‘Free Palestine’ during a story event at a Massachusetts art center recently.

The chant was led by drag queen Lil Miss Hot Mess at the Northampton Center for Arts on April 14 during an event titled ‘Queer Storytime for Palestine,’ per the Daily Mail.

‘The event, organized by Valley Families for Palestine, was intended for preschool through upper elementary school aged children,’ the outlet noted. ‘Lil Miss Hot Mess wore a sparkly red dress, green boa and a large watermelon shaped brooch while reading her book ‘If You’re a Drag Queen and You Know It.’

Stupid and evil.

Oh, this is good:  

A planned anti-Israel encampment at the University of Washington was scrapped at the last minute because of a lack of diversity — following fierce backlash for not involving any Muslim, Palestinian or Arab students.

‘After long discussions, we have had to make the hard decision to postpone our action for several days,’ the school’s Progressive Student Union announced Thursday, the day its “UW Palestine Encampment” was supposed to take over a quad at 8 a.m.

‘We want to make sure this encampment is a better reflection of the UW community, and having even greater unity with Muslim, Palestinian, and Arab students,’ said the group.

What if they gave a pogrom and nobody came?

Laws are for the little people:  

A New York district attorney refused to stop when a cop tried to pull her over for speeding, instead driving back to her house to call the chief of police to complain that she ‘didn’t feel like stopping’ and demanded officers ‘leave me alone.’

Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley has faced a massive outpouring of backlash following the Town of Webster’s release of police body camera footage of her dramatics on Monday.

 One would hope so.

And this surprises you because…?

JERUSALEM – The Office of the Prime Minister of Israel on Friday flatly rejected the disinformation campaign waged by the terrorist movement Hamas that the Jewish State was involved in any misconduct regarding a mass grave found at a battle site located on a hospital compound in Gaza.

‘Hamas libels know no limits. It’s sad to see how many news organizations are still so quick to copy and paste Hamas’s lies for clickbait. The IDF will continue to target Hamas while avoiding civilian casualties with precision likely to have never been seen in the history of warfare,’ Israeli government spokesman Avi Hyman told Fox News Digital.

Middle East expert Tom Gross told Fox News Digital that ‘Hamas has a long track record of fabricating the truth that puts even Al-Qaeda or Isis to shame. And yet, the supposedly responsible media — in particular, CNN on this occasion — repeat Hamas lies almost unquestioningly.’

Well of course the do, because they’re stupid…and evil.

They’re idiots: 

The two big stories du jour are 1) the continuing campus assault on sanity, brought to you by the pro-terrorist ‘death-to-America-Death-to-Israel’ lobby, and 2) the circus of the nationwide legal manhunt against the once and future president of the United States, Donald Trump.

Regarding the former, this video showing two Columbia students displaying their solidarity with brave protestors at NYU sums up one portion of the insanity:

The nose ring is always a dead give-away.

Interviewer: Why are you protesting?
Protester #1: I don’t know. I’m pretty sure there’s something about Israel [turns to friend] Why are we protesting?
Protester #2: I wish I was more educated.
Protester #1: I’m not either.

Life is hard when you’re stupid.

I saw a Fox correspondent the other day asking of a female protestor chanting “from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free,” “which river? Which sea?”  She hadn’t a clue.  When he told her the Jordan River and the Med, she was equally clueless.

Guess I don’t need to know what’s wrong with “higher education” any more…

Stanford University, its campus lined with redwoods and eucalyptus trees, has long been known as a hub for innovation and entrepreneurship. But in recent years, another ideological force has taken root: ‘diversity, equity, and inclusion,’ a euphemism for left-wing racialism. DEI, in fact, has conquered Stanford.

I have obtained exclusive analysis from inside Stanford outlining the incredible size and scope of the university’s DEI bureaucracy. According to this analysis, Stanford employs at least 177 full-time DEI bureaucrats, spread throughout the university’s various divisions and departments.

Stanford’s DEI mandate is the same as those of other universities: advance the principles of left-wing racialism, hire faculty and admit students according to identity, and suppress dissent on campus under the guise of fostering a ‘culture of inclusion’ and ‘protected identity harm reporting.’

That is more than every administrator and staff person in my alma mater.  Stupid and horrendously wasteful.

Get woke…

…join the Vice President’s Secret Service Detail.

What the…?!  

President Joe Biden’s Navy secretary wants to import skilled blue-collar migrants to build the U.S. Navy ships that protect Americans and their job opportunities.

‘What we’ve got to do is open up the spigot a bit, basically, on legal immigration to allow blue-collar workers to come here … so they can actually work in our shipyards and be employed by the types of trades that are open to shipyard workers,”’Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro told a meeting in Arlington Va.

We need immigrants to do the highly paid, professional jobs Americans won’t do?  Stupid.

So, Gavin Newsom was supposed to be a great college baseball player?  

At their 2004 home opener, the San Francisco Giants invited a special guest to throw the ceremonial first pitch: Gavin Newsom, then just a few months into his first term as mayor of San Francisco.

As Newsom took the pitcher’s mound, wearing dress shoes and a button-down shirt underneath his custom Giants jersey, the announcer informed the crowd that “he played first base for the University of Santa Clara and was drafted by the Texas Rangers.”

The introduction was quickly overshadowed by Newsom nearly hitting a photographer with the ball. But it left a lasting impact on a few attendees that day—a group of former Santa Clara University baseball players who were struck by the glowing treatment of Newsom’s resume.

Reality:

Most notably, Newsom never played an official game for Santa Clara University; he was a junior varsity recruit who played only during the fall tryouts his freshman and sophomore years, then left the baseball program before the regular season began. He does not appear on the Broncos’ all-time roster or in media guides published by the athletic department to preview the upcoming season.

Uh-huh.

Mike Cummins, the assistant coach at Santa Clara while Newsom was there, said the governor has ‘embellished his baseball career a little bit at times.’

‘He never played in a varsity game. He may have played in some scrimmages,’ said Cummins, who is now the head baseball coach at California State University East Bay.

He’d be a great replacement for Biden. They’re both liars.

Saying the quiet part out loud:  

Democrats have high hopes that their immigration policy will import voters to make up for the loss of Biden voters due to his policies that have caused issues in America such as inflation and crime.

A left-wing University of Utah student admitted to Turning Point USA and conservative commentator Charlie Kirk that the reason Biden refuses to close the border is so that he can secure millions of votes that he otherwise wouldn’t receive from Americans.

 Egypt and Jordan don’t want them, so of course…  

Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) expressed his full “support” for the United States to ‘bring in’ Palestinian refugees from Gaza.

During an interview with a reporter from Yonkers Voice, Bowman said the U.S. is a “land of immigrants” and ‘asylum seekers’ that has always opened its “doors to immigrants,” saying, ‘[I] fully support that,’ in response to a question regarding the U.S. opening its doors to migrants from Gaza.

When the people who know them best refuse to have anything to do with them, why would we want them?  Stupid, and deadly.

“Safety.”  Right… 

Make this guy president of Columbia.

Columbia University suspended media access to campus ‘as a safety measure’ Tuesday morning, just hours after student protesters stormed a campus building, barricaded the entrance, and hoisted an ‘intifada’ banner.

‘Media access to campus is suspended,’ Columbia’s Office of Public Affairs announced in a 9 a.m. statement. ‘Campus is accessible only to CUID-holders and essential personnel as a safety measure and that includes media.’

Yeah, keeping feckless administrators safe from public exposure.  Stupid.

Perhaps a very brief rooftop gathering…

I’ll chip in for airfare for a meeting with the IDF.

Too stupid to survive.