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Qualifications: minimal.  Qualifications minimal…

Cool, but insane…

The signs are everywhere…

A plea right up there with “not guilty by means of mental illness”…

Nice to see a little media honesty for a change…

Especially after Blinken’s idiot comments in China…

Classic…

As it should be…

Probably just dumb luck…

Higher education…

Good point…

This is sobering…

At my last police agency, we had a new evidence building with similar signs, but posted above every door frame, apparently for the really tall, blind cops…

It would be nice to have a little guidance…

I can see this for the Navy.  They could be submarine ballast or anchors, but the Air Force?

We’re not going to make it, are we?

Better find the trans Underground Railroad…

So that’s what she’s been up to…

Gosh, I guess Biden was right…

It was inevitable…

Well, Maryland…

When equity trumps talent…

When threats of “suicide” trump sanity…

I knew it…

In the Mummified Meat Puppet Administration, absolutely…

Enlightened cartography…

Those are the worst kind…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww… 

If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one and encourage your friends to do the same? There are some issues about which everyone should be aware.  My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in bookstores, only through Amazon and the publisher.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, announcements rendered silly by bad grammar:

“Britain faces an explosion of alcoholism, with the prospect of a million addicts.  And most of those will be men and women, says a shock report out yesterday.” 

“The Salt Lake Track Club’s All-Women’s 10,000 meter race is scheduled for Saturday at 8:00 A.M. at Sugarhouse Park.  The Entry fee is four dollars with shirt, or one dollar without.”

“She was arrested after she was discovered running through the streets of town in the nude.  Police held her several days for observation.”

“President Kennedy and the First Lady are expecting their third child, it was learned from a source believed to be responsible.”

“She held a special place in her heart for her twin sister, who is two years younger than she.”

“Joseph Pettit, head of an artificial insemination farm center, had his car wrecked by an angry bull.”

“Police believe the well-armed survivalist killed himself before setting his apartment on fire.”

“As the forecaster is off the island, there will be no weather this weekend.”

These days we need to laugh more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!