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I love archeology…  And truth in labeling…

Safety first…

Hypocrisy?  What hypocrisy?

Good point…hey!

Good point…hey!

Good point…hey!

Suuuuure it was…

Which one is not like the others?

About time they admitted it…

How about some examples?

Yeah, who does that anyway?

Good point…

Just another example of woke capitalism…

They’re generous that way…

Good point…

Science fiction often comes true…

Fiction sure, “top,” I’m not so sure…

“Bad” I’m sure of…

Well, it would save money…

Good question…

Good point…

Do we get them back when the study is over?

Trump Derangement Syndrome; is there anything it can’t do?

Think about it…

It’s a miracle she hasn’t been run out of Portland…

And just like that…

Actual science…

The new “eat your food; people are starving in Africa”…

And in the just because it’s cute—and potentially dangerous…

Awwwwwwwww… 

If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one, and also encourage your friends to do the same? The book also makes a great gift for thoughtful people, and if you’re reading this scruffy little blog, I’m sure you’re comfortable in that august company and know many of like mind. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in book stores, only through Amazon and the publisher.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, more headlines rendered silly by bad grammar:

“Blame Files After Collapse Of Arena Building.” 

“Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again.”

“Want To Spell Like A Champ?  Read Wenster’s Dictionary.”

“’Barbara Of Seville’ Opens Valley Opera Season.”

“Two Men Arrested For Heroine Trafficking.”

“Kids Most Like To Have Self-Inflicted Wounds.”

“Brain Drain Small, But Signnificant, Study Says.”

“Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming.”

These days we need to laugh more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!