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Who you gonna believe? Us or your own lyin’ eyes and all the evidence in the world? Enlightened parenting…

Enlightened cuisine…

I think Granholm’s batteries are running low…

Isn’t it nice to have our own Baghdad Bob?

Of course…

Diversity!

Uh-oh…

Uh-oh…

A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money…

Of course it is…

Bummer…

Bummer…

Double Bummer…

We know…

But of course…

And bacon; don’t forget the bacon…

It’s hard being in the Russian Army…

It’s hard being in the American Air Force…

Yup…

Yeah, that’ll work…

Yup…

That many?!

Uh-oh…

Everybody’s a critic…

I hate it when that happens…

They’re trying to dig down to find their ratings too…

Uh-oh…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one, and also encourage your friends to do the same? The book also makes a great gift for thoughtful people, and if you’re reading this scruffy little blog, I’m sure you’re comfortable in that august company and know many of like mind. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in book stores, only through Amazon and the publisher.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, more headlines rendered silly by bad grammar:

“Two Afghan Women Poll Workers Killed In Blast.”

“District Attorney Declines To Try Shooting Suspect.”

“War Worries Dog Senators.”

“Editor’s Wife Rented To Two Suspects, FBI Says.”

“Police Arrest Two Juveniles After Batting Elderly Woman And Her Neighbor On Heads.”

“Man Hit Dog On Motorcycle.”

“Francois Pleads Guilty To Killing 8 Women To Avoid Death Penalty.”

“Study Offers Another Reason To Get Pap Tests: Researchers.”

These days we need to laugh more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!