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Of course they do. Of course we did…
Of course he does…
Of course they will…
It’s only fair…
Why yes, he was!
Why yes, he did!
Uh, maybe not…
Signs of our times…
More signs of our times…
I hate it when that happens…
I hate it when this happens…
Dum dum!
Uh, which elevator button do I push?
We seem to be devolving a lot these days…
That explains the latest supreme court election…
Ooops…
How do you say “ooops” in Hebrew?
Fun facts to know and tell…
Uh, I don’t think so…
That looks kinda familiar…
Good idea…
Not a good idea…
Also not a good idea…
That’s different because…uh…because…
Time to make a new sign…
No kidding…
Good tactic…
Well, that sucks…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one, and also to encourage your friends to do the same? The book also makes a great gift for thoughtful people, and if you’re reading this scruffy little blog, I’m sure you’re comfortable in that august company and know many of like mind. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in book stores, only through Amazon and the publisher.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, accidental headlines:
“Four Top dogs Inducted Into Meat Industry Hall Of Fame.”
“Officials Suspended Over Hotel Fire.”
“Egg Plant Must Pay Damages For Fly Problem.”
“Police Grill Suicidal Man After Schoolboy Set On Fire.”
“Japanese Scientists Grow Frog Eyes And Ears.”
“Citizens Get Shot At New Conservatory.”
“Lack Of Brains Hinders Research.”
“Denver Chapter Will Have Senator For Breakfast.”
These days we need to laugh more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
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FYI, the Millenium Falcon’s boarding stairs … don’t lead to an entrance. She has her own boarding ramp between the forward pods.