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Al Gore, bank failures, Batman, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Fauci, FBI, furries, Ghislaine Maxwell, Goodyear, Hillary Clinton, John Fetterman, Kamala Harris, student loan debt, trans athletes, Tucker Carlson
I knew it! She’s nice that way…
But that’s the only thing he knows how to say…
No kidding…
He already has…
Of course they did, because f**k you, Normal Americans!
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Let’s go Brandon!
Sadly, yes…
Well, that explains it…
Well, that explains it…
Wise move…
An inconvenient lie…
Not if you’re (a biological) male…
I’ll bid one dollar…
Standard operating procedure…
Standard operating procedure…
Noooooooooooo!
It’s a mystery…
Survival of the sanest…
Cackle, to cackle…
So, the issues are managed diligently, then?
At least…
This has to be racist somehow…
Headline of the week…
They’re polite that way…
Me neither…
Mandatory college class for women…
And in the just because it’s insanely cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
If you don’t have a copy of License to Kill, would you be so kind as to buy one, and also to encourage your friends to do the same? The book also makes a great gift for thoughtful people, and if you’re reading this scruffy little blog, I’m sure you’re comfortable in that august company and know many of like mind. My publisher doesn’t have millions to promote the book, and it’s not available in book stores, only through Amazon and the publisher.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source—cheap for a book these days–and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, more unintentionally funny signs:
In a book store: “Sex/Self Help.” (in Sleeper, Woody Allen said he was great at sex because he practices when he’s alone.)
On a dry cleaner’s: “Drop your pants and skirts here, and you will receive prompt attention.”
On a book store: “Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books.”
In a restaurant: “Open seven days a week and weekends.”
On a highway: “Polish foot-long cheeseburgers.”
In a store: “Senior citizens buy one get one free.”
On a movie theater marquee: “Erin Brockovich screwed my dog skip.”
These days we need to laugh more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
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