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Write your own caption. Fun facts to know and tell…

I’d pay to see that…

They’re sneaky, those Chinese…

It’s a mystery…

Something’s wrong here, but I can’t quite grasp it…

No trouble grasping what’s wrong here…

Or here…

Who knew the primary qualifications for Transportation Secretary were being gay and thinking asphalt and concrete racist?

See what I mean?

One would have thought Dems would know better than to wear hats and try to look like useful people after the Dukasis-tank debacle, but nooooooooo…

We knew that, Pete…

We knew that too…

Another qualification…

Good point…

On the other hand…

Good question, but they’d be as popular there as Mayor Pete was…

Does life inspire art, or is it the other way around?

And the crowd goes wild!

That might help…

And this surprises you because…?

Yup…

The empathy, no. Joe Groping their women and children, sure…

Every choice has consequences…

Every choice has consequences…

Me too…

But, it’s art!

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

I use this weekly opportunity to encourage you to get a copy of License to Kill, and also to encourage your friends. Most folks don’t know it’s insanely hard to make any money as an author, and I don’t have a wealthy publishing house spending millions to advertise the book. The royalties give Mrs. Manor and I the occasional trip to Wendy’s. It’s a story that must be told—about Eric Scott, not our Wendy’s trips–and I appreciate your help

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, final warped medical transcriptions:

“By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.”

“The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the physician, who breathed and cried immediately.”

“He is married but sexually active.”

“The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.”

“Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.”

“The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.”

“The patient tells me he has continued to improve every day. He’s still a bit weak when he tries to lift things above his head, but he can easily stick his finger in his ear and carry firewood.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!