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No amount of technology can translate that. There’s gotta be some of that around somewhere…
So far, they’re 100 to 0…
That’s one statistic I can wholeheartedly believe…
It’s only logical, and smells sooooo gooooood…
That, and the campaign for 2024 is starting…
Look! A squirrel in a balloon!
Biden should have been first…
I just want to know why a urinal needs to telescope…
Can’t be Wyoming; they’re wearing too many clothes…
Think about this one, or Google it…
I knew those sneaky Canadians were a threat…
Three words say it all…
The demand for racism grossly exceeds the supply…
You’re not paranoid if they are out to get you…
Oh. Nothing to worry about then…
Well good…hey!
Right after they buy a $70,000 dollar electric vehicle…
Because, uh, because…uh…shut up you climate denier! That’s why!
That’s not fair. They think of brunettes and redheads too…
No kidding…
Good question…
But Trump is responsible for everything…
They’re just checking inventory…
The sword was nude?
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Subhead: “transgender men fought her off with their breasts.”
He’ll probably put the cart in his vehicle too…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
I use this weekly opportunity to encourage you to get a copy of License to Kill, and also to encourage your friends. Most folks don’t know it’s insanely hard to make any money as an author, and I don’t have a wealthy publishing house spending millions to advertise the book. It’s a story that must be told, and I appreciate your help
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, more warped medical transcriptions:
“The patient has two anal fissures in the same anus.”
“The patient stated it hurts to lift his left shoulder over his head.”
“Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”
“Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.”
“She is numb from her toes down.”
“Both her old and new noses have been placed in our album.”
“Patient is a 60-year-old, left-handed, mildly ambidextrous speech therapist.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
What men think about in one picture? Where’s the bacon?!?
Also, I have often felt numb from the toes down!
Dear Mike a.k.a. Proof:
Bacon is everywhere and always assumed. It requires no mention; it simply is. Most men would probably imagine the young lady, reclining invitingly, on an endless field of bacon.