Tags

, , , , , , , , , , ,

What, no Fetterman? It’s endless…

Well, the dead do provide D/S/Cs many of their votes…

If that early…

New federal agency, or just all of them?

How indeed (that’s Klaus Schwab, by the way, who wants us to eat bugs, own nothing, and be happy)?  And who the hell dresses like that?

It’s now in solitary at the DC jail…

Of course they were…

TWITTER FREEDOM!

Shut up you climate deniers!

Tradition…

New tradition…

Same old, same old…

Same old, same old, same old…

Amazing what you can do if you’re not woke…

I knew it!

Knew that too…

They think they can control what other people think too, so…

Chicago rule #1:

What else?

Shut up you Covid deniers…

Woke woof…

The NHL has gone woke, so why not?

Don’t forget a doll, too…

Is that a good thing?

Thank goodness for the media. How would we know otherwise?

I would have given them an “A”…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer, and my 50 children need winter coats and boots.  It’s 50 miles to school, uphill both ways—over broken glass, naked, with a cast on each leg, in a blizzard with a hurricane, while avoiding the same sniper fire Hillary Clinton had to dodge in Vietnam with Richard Blumenthal, while being first in their law school class with Joe Biden, while simultaneously driving a semi and facing down Corn Pop while falling down stairs and eating ice cream.

 If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, more sports gaffes:

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.” Frank Broyles

“After all, where would our team be without their supporters?” Hank Stram (think about that one for a moment)

“Men, I want you thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” Bill Peterson

“Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.” Duffy Daugherty

“I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.” Floyd Smith

“Anytime Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.” Doug Collins

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!