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No one? How about everyone? Evolution…

No sense of irony…

Nah. Canada is picky about who they let in…

Only 108%?

About time…

About time…

They needed a poll for that?

DC speak…

I don’t think he’s up to the 5 level yet…

Hmmm. Never had that with gravy…

I’m not sure he’s up to that level of tech…

This level, maybe…

Only 2?

Now that’s a threat…

Advanced capitalism…

Gender affirming too?

Looks like men really are better at being women than women—whatever those are…

Yeah! Me too…hey!

Gotta keep those fridges stocked with ice cream…

May?!”

Yeah, man!

That’s a given…

Well, of course…

Well, of course…

Me two…

No sweeter sound…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer, and my 50 children need winter coats and boots.  It’s 50 miles to school, uphill both ways—over broken glass, naked, in a cast, in a blizzard, while avoiding the same sniper fire Hillary Clinton had to dodge in Vietnam with Richard Blumenthal.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week,sports gaffes:

“If I’d have hit that harder, I’d of missed it closer.” Yogi Berra playing golf

“I was big, even when I was little.” “Refrigerator” Perry

“It’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing that only happens every so often.” Minnesota Viking’s Randy Moss

“We’ve been working on the basics because, basically, we’ve been having trouble with the basics.” Baseball Pitcher Bob Ojeda

“Nobody wants to be in my pants right now.” Minnesota Twins Pitcher Juan Rincone

“I have two weapons—my legs, my arm, and my brains.” Atlanta Falcon’s Michael Vick

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” Golfer Greg Norman

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!