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Well, the dimwitted, unelected governor told them to leave… For now, I’m going with “or what”…
Well, they are organic…
The future Joe Biden is building?
Enriching D/S/C cronies? That it affects…
It was inevitable…
This wasn’t, but we’re stuck with it…
I remember that episode…
Saw that one on Thursday…
Is there anything Climate Change can’t do?
The Bee was more right than they knew…
This goes without saying…
Gee, I wonder why not?
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature…
My neighbor has one of those…
What’s a “composer?”
Tragic…
That’s a boondoggle I could get behind…
Because Climate Policy is a crime and we need to go undercover to eradicate it?
Or dialing a phone number…
If you’re not reading Day By Day Cartoon, here’s why you should be…
So what’s your point?
Of course, because…uh, because, well…uh…
It was inevitable…
I knew it!
I’d bet “no”…
Of course, because…uh, because, well…uh…
Where they’re concerned I never think it can’t get any worse…
OK, they can eat you, but this is really cute…
Awwwwww—run away, run away!
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, student writing bloopers:
“One argument against capital punishment is that the prisoner will have a grudge against society.”
“While he may be poor and shabby, underneath those ragged trousers beats a heart of gold.”
“Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his very own hands. When Lincoln was president, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, ‘In onion there is strength.’ Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope.”
“Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Caesar expired with these immortal words upon his dying lips: ‘Eat you, Brutus’.”
“Martin Luther King had a dream. He went to Washington and recited his ‘Sermon on the Monument.’ Later, he nailed 96 Protestants in the Watergate Scandal, which ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 