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Al Gore, antifa, AOC, Begging the Saudis, Biden is uniting us, Chuck Norris, contempt for Congress, electric cars, Gay Pete Buttegieg, Ilhan Omar, Jan. 6 Committee, joe biden, License To Kill, recession, Sturgis Bike Rally, The Next Generation, Trans Women, US Army
Anything that would make AOC’s virtue signaling more convenient is worth doing. Well, at least he’s admitting that much…
This is probably the only thing that would work…
Well, biologists wouldn’t do any worse than Biden economists…
“We’re looking for a few good women with dicks” doesn’t seem to be doing any better…
See? Biden is uniting us…
It’s really kind of inspiring…
Yes. The thing…
I know that look…
I know that one too…
That is shocking…
I guess America really is racist…
So that’s who that is!
We definitely need more mental health resources for Congress…
I’m sure the Chinese and Iranians are reassured…
And the Saudis are laughing their asses off…
Yes, the economy is that bad…
Well, that’s at least one cabinet secretary with actual experience…
Or a storefront sign reading: “Illiterate? Help within.”
I’m amazed they stuck with that definition…
Expect the FBI and CNN at 0500 any morning. Be sure to wear your formal jammies…
Yup. We’re racist…
Sound it out…
Chuck Norris needs no introduction…
I liked their last attempt so much I’d pay to see another…
This whole LGBTQWERTY++–SSAA thing is complex…
I always liked The Next Generation…
“Damn it Steve! You punched up the wrong teleprompter screen again!
One area inflation hasn’t touched…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwww.
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, childish wisdom:
“On the first day of school, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.”
Asked a little girl, “How will that help?”
A fifth-grade teacher told her stidents that members of her profession in the 1800s dressed in ankle-length skirts and long-sleeve blouses, even in summertime. She went on to say that such garb was necessary because teachers were not allowed to expose their arms or legs.
A boy piped up at the back of the classroom, “oh no, that can’t be true. The Constitution gave everyone the right to bare arms.”
Ms. Mayfield had been giving her second-grade pupils a lesson on science. She had explained magnets and shown how they could pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter M, and I pick thing up. What am I?”
A little boy in the front row said, “You’re a mother.”
When Maria, the daughter of William Howard Taft III was a shy schoolgirl, her teacher asked her for a brief family history. This is what Maria wrote: “My great-grandfather was president of the United States. My grandfather was senator from Ohio. My father is ambassador to Ireland. I am a Brownie.”
Sarah’s school held a “drug free” parade and rally, with speakers encouraging the kids to keep away from drugs and to stay in school. When the six-year old came home from school, her mother asked her what she learned about drugs that day. Sarah replied, “Drugs are free at my school!”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 