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9mm, Any Schumer, bees are fish in california, Bill Maher, Brett Kavanaugh, Colin Kaepernick, Donald Trump, ex-Russian generals, gas prices, gender confusion, grooming, Jan. 6 death toll, Jimmy Carter, joe biden, Latinx, Melania Trump, Tampon shortage, Top Gun, What's a woman?
Oh, would that piss them off… Awwww. It’s nice to see him finally succeeding:
Will the slaughter never end?
She must have epic periods…
This should fix the problem…
You know you want one…
I never thought I’d say it, but yes, yes we do…
Talk about deadnaming…
Creative come-ons, #289,287…
Gender confusion is fine, but this is money…
When I was a kid, gas was .25 cents a gallon…
I hear they only need five of these…
That’s a lot of trouble for only 3.7 bottles of formula…
When you’ve lost Bill Maher…
Priorities…
Priorities…
Don’t ask any Biden Supreme Court nominee…
You just have to have the right perspective…
Like this…
I’m sure Biden feels our pain…
The only legitimate use for masks…
You gotta feel sorry for the fat kid…
They’re smart, those Hispanics…
I’d support this constitutional amendment…
Or packages of butter…
Actually, that’s pretty good for government work. Usually, they have trouble getting a match lit…
I don’t think they’re that sane…
Where can I get that ammo?
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwww!
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, pronoun follies:
“When Lady Caruthers smashed the traditional bottle of champagne against the hull of the giant oil tanker, she slipped down the runway, gained speed, rocketed into the water with a gigantic spray and continued unchecked toward Prince’s Island.”
“After Governor Baldwin watched the lion perform, he was taken to Main Street and fed 25 pound of raw meat in front of the Cross Keys Theater.”
“Two cycles belonging to girls that had been leaning against lampposts were badly damaged.’”
“Jerry Remy then hit an RBI single off Haas’s leg, which rolled into right field.”
“”He’s the horse of a lifetime,” said trainer Packy Lawrence. He’ll retire after today’s race and be shipped to Kentucky, where he’ll begin a career at stud.”
“People who use birth control methods that smoke a lot are in danger of having retarded children.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
As always you make Sunday morning fun with the funnies.
Dear mickmar21:
Glad to hear it! It’s great fun putting it together.
Always look forward to the Sunday Funnies and they are always over too soon! Thanks for the laughs, and sometimes the crying/laughs.
Dear Tex Houchen:
I’m glad you like them.
Happy Pappy Day, Brother Mr. McD. Be well.
Dear TBS:
Thanks, and for you too.