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He’s just that kind of guy. They’re just that kind of government…
Well, it can’t hurt…
I was thinking that the other day…
Would you believe…
This is a classic…
So is this…
It was only a matter of time before this happened…
Well, they are sensitive sorts…
Me too!
As always, women, minorities hardest hit…
Thinking outside the box?
Yes you are…
Gotta be true to your convictions…
I’ve actually seen this…
I guess they were forked…
Euwwwwwwww!
Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…
Like I said: only a matter of time…
I can see how that would cause scientific problems…
And next thing you know, people will be able to speak to each other, by phone, without a government minder…
We can only wish for that kind of insight…
Of course you are…
I heard Dems weren’t running for reelection, but I never thought we’d get this lucky…
Yup. Seen that too…
Now that you mention it…
Yup. That would work…
Thank goodness for safety caps…
It’s the death of Democracy for sure…
Since when is this news?
As I understand it, this is Jussie’s appeal strategy…
And in the just because it’s really cute department…
Sadly, I’ve come to the end of my all-time funny student writings for now. But one more time, just because it’s Kwanza, which is an a non-holiday entirely made up by a Black Marxist America hater, I thought you might like to see this happy Christmas message one more time:
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. It would make a great Christmas Present for the readers in your family. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week.
For now, I hope you enjoyed this edition of the Funnies. Have a wonderful Christmas—it’s the real thing—and a Happy New Year, which will arrive before the next Funnies.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I hope you get everything that you had on your K’wan’Zhaaa’aa list! Don’t forget to light at least 8 stores on fire to really get that Reason For The BLM Season feeling in the air! (AFTER grabbing $950 worth of stuff from each of them, of course!)
Dear B.C.:
Nothing says “Christmas” like looting expensive consumer electronics.