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As I understand it, this was a trial run for Hunter Biden’s newest art works…Uh, if it were really a crisis, would they be firing so many people?

Holy Trump, Batman!

Wait a minute, if he’s the sexist man in the world, how much farther can the bar be lowered?

If only…

No kidding…

Well, it’s certainly 180° from Trump…

And so is this…

Yeah, you white supremacist…hey!

Hmmm.  Maybe Biden’s media flacks aren’t that sharp after all…

But then again, neither is Biden…

Here, where it began..

At Gettysburg…

At Ford’s Theater…

Oh, the humanity of not knowing what time it is…

At Yalta…

Biden had a dream; he just wasn’t sure when he’d have it…

And what better time to check your watch than at a boring funeral…

Has anybody told Biden?  Did he remember?

Video at 11?  And why am I never around when this sort of thing happens?

Comparing the head of the FBI to a dog is insulting to man’s best friend…

Now this is proactive wokitude…

And this is proactive reality…

Elections have consequences…

Uh, isn’t practice what you’re supposed to do at universities?

I don’t think the marketing and packaging departments are communicating very well…

It’s nice to see the “get woke, go broke” aphorism is still in effect…

This week’s “delicious irony” entry:

Talk about raising a headstrong child…

And in the just because it’s cute department…

I was tempted to write about Joe Biden having no idea of the name of the Australian Prime Minister in a video appearance with him and the British PM, but by now, there’s nothing funny about such daily disasters, sooo…

One of the things I miss about teaching is no longer collecting gems of unintentional humor from the writings of my students.  For your amusement, here are a few more from the past:

Teenage Poetic Angst:

“We were one

We had fun

I used to be happy

Now I feel crappy”

“The original Grimm Brother’s story involved the prince raping the princess and leaving before she awoke.  That is understandable.”

Girl to slight boy in class: “You remind me of a little tiny action figure.”

“Don’t call me a milquetoast, because I will cry.”

Student inquiring about a mixed (male/female) choir: “Is your choir bisexual?”

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. It’s not funny, but there are some things, and some people, everyone should know.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

I hope the Funnies are providing at least a little ray of light with which to begin the week. With Americans still stuck in Afghanistan, and our government not only denying they’re hostages, but obstructing their escape, there’s not a great deal about which to laugh.

As always, the Funnies will be back next Sunday, and I hope to see you here at this scruffy little blog every day.