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Airgasm, back to school, Bidens for sale, California blackouts, CNN fake news and memory loss, Critical Race theory, intense peace, looting, mail-in debates, Moose and squirrel, Nancy Pelosi, Orville Redenbacher, Schrodinger's cat, U Haul
If true, California has finally reached peak wokeitude.
NOTE: Sorry I’m late with the funnies, gentle readers. I got caught up in building cabinets for the spare bathrooms of the new Manor. Real life sometimes intrudes on writing. Sigh.
Even the woke can’t win in CA:
Uh, I think you’ve been pretty successful at that…
Coups in contemporary marketing, #2,256,378:
Oh…
So they don’t know what they’ve reported?
Well, at least their hair won’t be out of place…
So what’s your point?
An SMM public service announcement:
I had no idea the Vatican was so hip…
I’m having these regularly…
If you get this one, give yourself 10 bonus points…
Don’t give them any ideas…
Some things are just appropriate…
Or at least a little flushed and sweaty…
This one I’d believe…
This one too (love the Babylon Bee)…
And absolutely this one…
Whadyahmean “hypocrisy?”
If you get this one, give yourself 20 bonus points—or not…
But he was unarmed…
Do Boris and Natasha know?
Yup…
Signs of the times…
Made in China…
That’s different because shut up you racist!
Yeah! And…hey!
I’m not sure how much more intense peace I can take…
Whew! Thank goodness…
“And the Vice President hasn’t been seen for weeks…”
In the “just because it’s ridiculously cute” department…
I have 29 anonymous sources that say Nancy Pelosi was set up and forced to get a hairdo…what’s that you say? There’s video of her willingly doing it? Well, my story is still fake but accurate, and shut up you racists! You can make up for your lack of wokeness by getting a copy of License To Kill. You’ll be even more woke if you buy several.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business. Buy American and help the economy recover! Positive comments on Amazon would be great too. Go here to comment.
I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. If you’re interested in spreading truth and fact—and a bit of good-natured humor–you might spread the good news by linking, reblogging, and telling your friends about SMM and the Sunday Funnies. Thanks, gentle readers!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
No need to apologize for being late. One must have a proper sense of priorities, and furnishing bathrooms is way up there!
Dear Maoz:
Well, once you’ve found sufficient toilet paper…
Mike, here in Silicon Valley, when you walk outside, it’s like you’re strolling through a BBQ pit. We now know what it’s like to be smoked meat. Two days ago there was some much ash falling out of the sky my white car looked grey. TOP MEN are in charge here.
Dear Phil:
In California, it’s nothing but top. Men.
The person 3rd in line for the nuclear codes claims that she was duped by a hair salon.
Dear Ken H:
Merely coming up with that idiotic excuse should disqualify her.
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Dear 357 Magnum:
As always, thanks for the link!