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Big Apple, Bill Clinton, BLM, Covid-19, Debates, even more violence, food groups, Gropin' Joe Biden, Horndog-In-Chief, Kamala "commala" Harris, President Trump, Pulitzer, Rocky, Sweet Caroline
Uh Joe, have you ever heard the aphorism about “be careful what you ask for…? So that’s why we haven’t seen the results (love the Babylon Bee)…
Aren’t those the three food groups?
Hey! That’s gotta be racist, I mean everything else is…
That’s “comma-la,” you sexist racist!
So that’s it…
Oh please…
A guy’s gotta have standards…
We’ve only just begun to discover how wonderful commala is…
If you’re the horndog in chief you do…
I think I can, I think I can…
Only now?
Inciting genocide is one thing, but bad spelling?
Reverse psychology in action…
Mega-noooooooooooooooo…
Uh, isn’t their message even more violence?
Dating, 2020…
RACIST!!!
Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse…
Oh please, oh please…
Uh, isn’t that what they’re supposed to do?
Oh please, oh please, oh please…
Well, if you insist…
I’ve been wondering that myself…
Well, at least something humbles her…
Well, that wouldn’t be a surprise…
Neal Diamond weeps…
Reverse Psychology, troll master level…
Peace bad…
Dogs smart…
I know what you’re thinking gentle readers. Your abs hurt from laughing at Biden’s pick of commala, and you need a break, something entertaining but serious, fascinating but educational, something not guaranteed to rot your brain. I have just the thing:
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business. Buy American and help the economy recover! Positive comments on Amazon would be great too. Go here to comment.
I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. The D/S/Cs that want to “fundamentally transform” America mock us all the time, so it’s only fair we return the favor. You might start by linking, reblogging, and telling your friends about SMM and the Sunday Funnies. Thanks, gentle readers!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I am concerned that you are not writing/spelling the Democratic VP pick’s first name correctly. It should be “,la”. :-)
Dear John Priester:
Middle name “fa”?
Obviously the dog is trying to pretend to be one of the Chinese seeds that sprouted and grew but fell asleep on the job.
Sweet Caroline is being replaced by Eric Carmen’s ‘All by myself’
Biden in the Hazmat suit – has it been fitted properly for Calamity Harris?
I thought pigeons were equal-opportunity poopers, not racists. Little did I know . . .
Over his dead body is the plan. He will either be taken out of the White
House with a toe-tag or removed from office due to his mental condition.
The only question is who do the Democrats have waiting in the wings to
force Chlymedia Harris out of office? Will it be Felonia von Pantsuit or
the former First Wookie?
Dear Leonard Jones:
I’ve had my money down on Michelle, which remains a possibility. If Biden debates, we’ll know. A terrible debate performance–and he can do no other–would open the path for Michelle to swoop in “for the good of the country” and save the nation from liberty, prosperity, and national security.
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Dear 357 Magnum:
Thanks, as always, for your linking.
I look forward to sharing this post every week. Also, finally got around to ordering the book. It arrived yesterday, and I stayed up well past my bedtime reading. Really good work. Every concealed carrier needs to read License to Kill; what a lesson in the need to avoid printing. (We can’t avoid a panicky cop or overzealous security guard, but we can control creating the excuse for an encounter, to some degree.) Going to get a copy for my son in law for Christmas.
Dear Old Barn:
Thanks for tuning in to the funnies, and for reading LTK. You’re quite right. Concealed carry must be just that: concealed. We also cannot trust every police officer to be well trained, rational, and to uphold anyone’s Second Amendment rights. Most will, to be sure, but not all. Vegas is a special case. I will never again set foot in that town, nor would I recommend anyone does. Metro is entirely untrustworthy.