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Hey, just elect Joe Biden and he’ll take care of that!  Just like this:

Hasn’t Joe been a politician long enough to know no one signs federal checks?  Or is being a politician so long the problem?

That’s a pisser…

Hey now; you can’t talk that way about the newest D/S/C messiah!

That’s not fair; she gets to go to her personal trainer every day…

Gotta love Mike Lindell, troll level: grandmaster.

A press that will live in infamy…

Know your looters…

OOOOOO.  That had to leave a mark…

Yeah, well shut up you xenophobic racists!

Ever notice how old folks spend so much time reminiscing about the good old days?

We needed a test to know that?

Hey, the Chinese Communists only want what’s best for us…

You can’t say that about the self-imagined elite!

Remember that classic scene in Woody Allen’s Take The Money And Run   where he tries to play the cello in a marching band?

Yup.  That’s what they’re telling us…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Know your essential public servants…

Guess not…

Said no one, ever…

There are some fringe benefits to staying at home with women…

The DNC will be right over…

Not the Swiss!

Yeah!  And they’ll never be taken alive, copper! Top’a the world, Ma!

Ya gotta love American business stepping up in a crisis…

What would Sunday Funnies be without the Babylon Bee, or AOC.  Hey, that rhymes!

You know, I did notice that…

But what about the no bra thing?

Know your essential businesses…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

It looks like America is going to have some time on its hands for the foreseeable future, so it’s a perfect time for some engaging reading.  Since most of us will be getting our money back from the government—free!–buying a copy of License to Kill will take care of your reading needs.  “Would you let the kids outside Honey?  I’m reading License To Kill.  You can read it when I’m done.” You can use up even more time by posting a review on Amazon!  Both of you, and the kids, maybe even the dog.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  I’m not a disgraced, semi-god-like D/S/C politician, so I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it. Positive comments on Amazon make a real difference.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. Stay well, and stay American!