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Socialist heads are exploding in Miami. Bill “Che” De Blasio could not be reached for comment. I think he’s trying to take over Bill Clinton’s role as “comforter in chief.”
Biff! Pow! Blam!
Kids, know your scourges…
There are times I’m glad I wasn’t present when someone got naked…
As Thanos said, reality is often disappointing…
Art often imitates life…
This is what happens when the photoshoppers don’t make deadline…
Sometimes, the good old days really were good…
I prefer boneless bananas too, even if they cost more…
They’ve developed an algorithm to screw conservative drivers…
Be yourself…
Where do I join?
Yup…
It’s this kind of thing that restores people’s faith in the intelligence of the police…
The benefits of higher education…
I might vote for this…
I often feel this way…
Visualization exercise…
Me too…
Fake news? What do you mean “fake news?”
I was thinking about moving to Canada, but…
If you can’t make it, fake it!
This is what actual justice looks like…
Usually, the simplest solutions are the best solutions…
Yeah!
And in the just because it’s cute department…
Please gentle readers, allow me to encourage you, once again, to read my book, and perhaps even to recommend it to others. If you’re a regular reader of this scruffy little blog, I suspect you’ll enjoy it. At the least, it will convince you never to set foot in Las Vegas, for which you will thank me.
If you get it directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated, were such a thing possible. Go here to comment.
As always, thanks for taking the time to read this scruffy little blog, and I’ll see you again next Sunday, and hopefully, every day in between!
Another hilarious collection Sir!
Dear Mike P:
Thanks! I couldn’t carry on if I couldn’t laugh at life, and mostly, myself.
In defense of our South Carolina officers, it turned out the gentleman in question probably had a heart attack. All the alligator bites were post-mortem.
Dear Clark Carter:
I suspected something like that, but such inclusions are more about the lack of seriousness of the media than the topic covered. Still, that would be pretty much a “no shit, Sherlock” moment, even among police officers.
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Dear .357 Magnum:
Thanks for the link!
Another solution to the student debt “crisis” would be: if you can’t afford to pay it back, don’t borrow money that you promise to repay.
Only 30% of Americans have a bachelor’s degree or higher. Lifetime earnings for one with a bachelor’s degree is almost 70% higher than someone with only a high school diploma; over 100% higher for advanced degrees.
Now these snowflakes want the gumit to payoff their debt; debt incurred to permit them to make more money than 70% of their “fellow taxpayers”. Only in the mind of a pandering politician.
Allyn
Dear Allyn:
Or a Socialist.