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You may remember, gentle readers, Time Magazine’s Zeke Miller, who participating in a press opportunity in the Oval Office, newly occupied by Donald Trump, breathlessly reported that the evil Trump–the racist white supremacist–had evicted a bust of Martin Luther King!  Miller was quickly forced to eat a heaping helping of crow when it was discovered the bust had never been removed; someone was merely standing in front of it, blocking Miller’s view.  It was this, among hundreds of other similarly breathless reports, that led Mr. Trump to proclaim the media “fake news,” and “enemies of the people.”  Not so, those stalwart defenders of the First Amendment, reply.  Yeah.  Well…

Wait a minute.  That looks suspiciously like a computer behind President Trump, bit who you gonna believe? The media or your own lyin’ eyes?

You’re not saying Democrats are hypocritical are you?  Besides, Lewis is a civil right icon, or is that con?  You gotta have priorities.

See what I mean about priorities?  Don’t worry; one of these days we’ll get him…

A Republican said “monkey!  A Republican said monkey…oh…  I thought about saying something about “hamming it up,” but I’m much too sophisticated.

I guess they finally got to him…not!  If they started doing this, how would we tell the difference between what they’re doing now? …and people say they monkey around… I was just caught up in the horror of it, like a gruesome car wreck you just can’t take your eyes off of.  Anyway, it’s probably the only football gig he’s likely to get…

Now there’s a hot dog… Now that’s clever.  Has anybody shown Venezuela?

 It is puzzling until you realize Democrats like Republicans best after they’re dead.

I knew it.  Don’t cry down my back Baby; you’ll rust my spurs.

 The way we’re going, maybe He won’t come back… Baaaaah!  Hey, they’re for the people.  Nancy Pelosi said so, or at least she thinks she did… I’m sure he’d like to feel her pain–and her breasts, and her bottom, and…