In the annals of head-up-a-bong delusion, one has to go a long way to beat Slate.com:
In his farewell address, President Barack Obama—one of just a handful of people on earth whose talent and achievements are on par with Beyoncé’s—
I had no idea Beyonce was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for being Beyonce! Please, please for the love of all that’s holy, no Obama post-presidency twerking in spangly, tight costumes…
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