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Or an Antifa or BLM rioting, Marxist weenie… No kidding…

Also foiled by the English language…

Who else?

But she’s diverse!

Apparently checked boxes aren’t as powerful as they once were…

Apparently crime is getting more powerful all the time…

Well, that’s a given…

So’s this…

And it couldn’t happen to woker folks…

I wish they all could be Canadian girls…

Well, you’re the only one…

And racism, don’t forget racism…

Now that’s funny…

Well, at least they’re consistent…

Pickup trucks. Don’t forget those…

Well, other than around 3000 deaths, maybe…

Essential questions…

Good point…

Makes sense…

Makes sense…

So that’s why the Star Wars franchise has gone belly up…

I hate it when that happens…

Great moments in outdoor advertising…

Contemporary criminal justice…

What isn’t?

Easy to say if a bear’s not chasing you…

Now this is really funny…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

I use this weekly opportunity to encourage you to get a copy of License to Kill, and also to encourage your friends. Most folks don’t know it’s insanely hard to make any money as an author, and I don’t have a wealthy publishing house spending millions to advertise the book. The royalties give Mrs. Manor and me the occasional trip to Wendy’s. It’s a story that must be told—about Eric Scott, not our Wendy’s trips–and I appreciate your help

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, unintentionally funny signs:

At a railroad station: “Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”

In a cemetery: “Due to the grave-digger’s strike, all grave-digging for the duration will be done by a skeleton crew.”

On a golf course: “Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.”

On a North Carolina Highway: “Permitted trucks not allowed.”

Above a dryer in a coin laundry: “When the light goes on, please remove all your clothes.”

At a medical facility: “Mental Health Prevention Center.”

On a restaurant: “In two weeks this store will become a fruit and vegetable.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!