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And it couldn’t happen to more deserving people. Golly! Just like Guam!
He was born a poor Latino child…
Ooops! I mean a poor black child…
It’s a miracle!
I’m sure the DOJ, FBI and White House will be totally transparent…
On the other hand…
I knew there was something familiar about it…
Fun facts to know and tell…
So that’s what the EV craze is all about…
If you don’t know this one, you’ve missed one of the great comedy bits of all time…
I certainly regret it…
See what I mean?
It was inevitable…
So was this…
So was this…
Of course he did…
So 2023 is racist or what?
That explains a lot…
So does this…
Who could have guessed going woke on one of the most popular cartoons of all time wouldn’t work out well? We anxiously await a trans Scooby…
We all have to do our part…
Truth…
The inevitable consequences of woke…
Guess not…
More truth…
Outrageous…
And in the just because it’s cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
I use this weekly opportunity to encourage you to get a copy of License to Kill, and also to encourage your friends. Most folks don’t know it’s insanely hard to make any money as an author, and I don’t have a wealthy publishing house spending millions to advertise the book. It’s a story that must be told, and I appreciate your help.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, warped medical transcriptions:
“The patient states that diarrhea tends to run in his family.”
“Patient is to remain plastered for the next six to eight weeks.”
“I’ve authorized two more trips to the chiropractor to help finish him off.”
“The patient is passing urine adequately on the floor.”
“The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.”
“I have been following him because of his paranoia.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
I had to look up that turkey drop episode. Somehow, Lonny Anderson failed to get me hooked on that show.
Any Democrat on the intelligence committee should instinctively understand that the hot, Hot, HOT Chinese woman with large breasts that is dating them is a spy. This is particularly true if the Chinese breasts in question are actually real which is almost as improbable as finding a unicorn.
The Guam reference is classic!
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As an intelligent female who has had to wear glasses since grammar school, I object to the characterization of those like me as dumpy, frumpy, and queer. When will My Truth ™ be represented and the cartoon character most like me gets the hot guy? /sarc
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