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We’re number one! Rudolph?
Who could have possibly predicted this…
Too much truth?
Neither can he…
A man for all seasons…
The only odd thing is it hasn’t happened until now…
Three times, really quickly…
Even animals don’t foul their own nests…
Revelation…
I’m sure it was…
Your government at work…
It’s only fair…
A Microsoft Christmas…
It’s only to be expected…
Oh, how I wish…
Dangerous? More like preservation of the species…
Bias? What bias?
Well do yah, punk?
That is a mystery…
I think Jill Biden and she have the same designer…
No kidding…
One page?
Not me…
American motherhood: forever may it wave…
Don’t forget truck drivers and railroad engineers…
Ooops…
I doubt they’d be that well-dressed…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwwww…
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer. It’s too late for Christmas, but why not start a new tradition of New Year’s gift giving!
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, more church bulletin gaffes:
“Everyone is excited about the upcoming wedding of Brad and Melody. They are having a country-style wedding. Everyone is invited to join them as they exchange cows in the church courtyard June 7.”
“Sunday breakfast meeting has been planned for the official board of the church, with the Reverend Mr. McCoy undressing the group.”
“We are studying for our Sunday School lesson, ‘The Ten Virgins.’ ‘Each one bring one’ is the slogan of our Sunday School.”
“Please place your donation in the envelope, along with the deceased person you want remembered.”
“This evening at 7:00 PM there will be a hymn-sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.”
“Last hymn in the order of service: ‘Jesus Remember Me’ (if time permits).”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Regarding the “Newly Released Pictures” meme: as of January 1, 2023, California has outlawed any new fur products. I’m not sure if that includes leather, but TPTB really want to make sure that we all freeze when cold weather hits and the electrical grid goes down.
(Contrary to the Southern California Chambers of Commerce, temperatures often dip below 70 deg F., especially in “the higher elevations.”)
Keep the smiles coming in 2023, Mike! Hubs and I appreciate them!
Dear March Hare:
Thanks! I love doing it.
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