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Well yeah, just not for the reasons his handlers think… And now, a public service announcement…
That it does…
Yup, it’s a mystery…
Seems fair…
Those guys are actually reading things?!
I guess learning to code wasn’t the right move after all…
Troll level: grand master…
That’ll look great in NYC subways…
Who is more qualified?
Holly amputation, Batman!
Guess you’re right…
Signs of our times…
I wanna know when I get paid for participating in this clinical trial…
Me too…and irony…
Democracy, sure. A representative republic, not so much…
We’re doomed in ten years, then?
Only half?
About time…
We’re not going to make it, are we?
Only 1000?
I’m with the Galactic Empire on that one…
Pass the gravy, please…
Film at 11?
Me too…
I’m sure they’ll manage…
Yup…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department, the fan is blowing his tail straight up…
Awwwwwwwww…
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer, and my 25 children need new winter coats and boots. It’s 25 miles to school, uphill both ways—over broken glass, naked, in a cast, in a blizzard.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said. This week, presidential gaffes:
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” Gerald Ford
“I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it.” John Kerry
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind—or not to have a mind. How true that is.” Dan Quayle
“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change.” Dan Quayle
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” Dan Quayle
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” Arnold Schwarzenegger
“My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet…on the earth in this state.” Gray Davis
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
The comfy cat is even cuter than the squirrel.
“the cool air is blowing his tail straight up…”
Speaking of getting the physics wrong, the fan on the A/C compressor blows warm air! Still cute!
Dear Mike a.k.a. Proof:
oops. You’re quite right. Thanks!
“Pfizer insists…” Reminds me of a label in a Terry Pratchett novel: “THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. (YOU’RE THE FIRST!)”