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Why not? If highways are racist, why not airliner leg room? What’s next? Kleenex and toilet paper? After all, they’re white—mostly.  So, “people of color” have longer legs than white folks?

Uh Joe, the British Prime Minister’s name is Rishi Sunak.

Wait a minute! Obama said there are 57. We lost three?!

Of which country is he president again?

Like Steve Martin, he was born a poor, black child.

So inflation and high gas prices aren’t the fault of the man conducting a war on energy?

OK, so it’s a pandemic again this week. What about next week?

No joke?

President Joe Biden blamed Republicans on Friday for the attack on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi, claiming that their rhetoric was responsible for inspiring the attacker.

‘It’s reported that the same chant was used by this guy they have in custody that was used on January 6th in the attack on the U.S. Capitol,’ Biden said. ‘I’m not making this up.] [skip]

‘This is reported. I can’t guarantee it. I can tell you what’s being reported,’ Biden continued. ‘The chant was ‘Where’s Nancy!? Where’s Nancy!? Where’s Nancy!?’ [skip]

‘What makes us think that one party can talk about stolen elections, COVID being a hoax – it’s all a bunch of lies – and not affect people who might not be so well balanced?’ he asked.

‘Enough is enough is enough,’ he concluded.

Golly, maybe an assault hammer ban would help? Gee, thanks Joe!

Fact Check: the Social Security Cost Of Living Allowance rises, by law, with the rate of inflation. That’s the only sense in which Biden had anything to do with any increase: he caused the inflation, which automatically increased recipient’s checks.

Oooops.  Gee, thanks Joe!

Insulin wasn’t invented, but discovered by Dr. Frederick Banting, who died the year before Biden was born. Ooops. And what would any edition of TSTS be without Kamala Harris?

Vice President Kamala Harris campaigned against diesel powered school buses in Seattle on Wednesday, claiming they hurt children.

‘Today, 95 percent of our school buses are fueled with diesel fuel, which contributes to very serious conditions that are about health and about the ability to learn,’ she said during her remarks, referring to the pollution caused by school buses.

So renowned scientist Kamala Harris just discovered this new diesel bus/learning disability link? And speaking of science:

“Pregnant people?” I’m still waiting for video of the first live birth from a “pregnant person.” Is the CDC actively trying to destroy what little credibility it has left?

Do vulvas have good trade in value? Can I own one too? When did the commie bastards ever deserve the benefit of the doubt about anything?

China ‘no longer deserves benefit of the doubt’: Bombshell Senate report concludes that COVID ‘most likely’ leaked from lab – as lawmakers point the finger at Beijing

Or you could get taller, or in the alternative, just shut the f**k up you girly man. Signs of our times:

Wait a minute. Aren’t cars like the Corvette destroying the planet? 

President Biden is burning rubber away from the the midterm campaign trail.

The 79-year-old took his 1967 Corvette Stingray for a spin on an episode of CNBC’s ‘Jay Leno’s Garage’ that aired Wednesday night.

Biden’s green convertible, featuring a 350-horsepower V-8 engine and a four-speed manual transmission, was no match for Michael Powell’s more powerful automatic 2015 Stingray.

The president, clad in a navy blue Ralph Lauren polo, khakis and sunglasses, was beaten off the line at the James J. Rowley Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Md., and never caught up, despite getting the classic car up to 118 mph.

Oh, of course. As long as it’s in the service of portraying Dementia Joe as mentally and physically competent in time for the mid terms, it can’t possibly be bad for the environment. But they’re fact checkers!


Not only no, but hell no on toast. OK, so highways and airline seating are racist, but swimming?

Democrat Pennsylvania U.S. Senate candidate John Fetterman’s wife, Gisele, recently lamented about the supposed racism that pervades swimming in America.

During a recent interview, Gisele talked about how she and her husband sought to purchase a mansion and use the pool to combat racism in swimming.

‘While we did not want the mansion, that mansion came with a pool, and a pool that I wanted,’ she said. ‘The dream was to open this pool and make it a public pool, turn it into the people’s pool, and ensure that young people across Pennsylvania could learn how to swim and learn water safety and kind of work to right some of the wrongs.’

This is the wife of John Fetterman, the mentally disabled PA senate candidate who has never worked a real job in his life, and they’re looking at buying mansions? This is my favorite tweet about Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter:

The oceans are full of the tears of D/S/Cs. Who you gonna believe? Me or your own lyin’ eyes and gas bills?

President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that gas was over $5 a gallon when he took office in January 2021.

‘Today the most common price of gas in America is $3.39, down from over five dollars when I took office,’ Biden boasted.

Gas was only $2.39 per gallon when Biden took office. The president was likely referring to gas prices hitting $5 a gallon during the summer but mixed up his timeline.

In what reality is he living? And speaking of alternate realities, Ted Cruz recently appeared on “The View”:

Let’s reality check that:

Oh. As if there wasn’t enough evidence of brain damage:

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman (D) says he ‘certainly would have voted’ for President Joe Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act set to squeeze $20 billion from working and middle class households with new Internal Revenue Service (IRS) audits.

Fetterman, running against Republican Mehmet Oz for the state’s open United States Senate race, made the remark during a panel discussion with Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) while on the campaign trail last week.

And what would any edition of TSTS be without KJP? Hey, that rhymes!

Of course everyone should wear masks:

Our future? 

A German energy company is dismantling a wind farm to allow for an adjacent coal mine to expand its operations, officials said.

The German coal mine Garzweiler, operated by energy company RWE, admits the situation appears to be “paradoxical” — sacrificing one energy source for another — but defended the decision as necessary to strengthen supplies amid the ongoing energy crisis, Oilprice.com reported.

‘We realize this comes across as paradoxical,’ RWE spokesperson Guido Steffen said in a statement. ‘But that is as matters stand.’

So, we’re transitioning to fossil fuels? Uh-oh. When The New York Times is piling on, the rest of the media will follow…

Has this bozo ever read the Constitution?

Peak stupid in LA?

On a short stretch of Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood is a sidewalk cutout that was billed as a bike lane.

A short half-block long, it took about 18 months to complete and cost roughly $2 million, and yet it is not marked as a bike lane and does not connect to one.

‘It’s a bike lane to nowhere,’ said Stephen Burn, general manager of building services at the Los Angeles LGBT Center, which was required to complete and pay for the project as a condition of approval.

Burn apologized for calling it a stupid waste of time and money that delayed the opening of badly needed supportive housing and social services, but no apology was necessary. He said he honestly wanted to pull his hair out at times when dealing with various government agencies, and after he shared the details, I wanted to pull my hair out.

I would have built it for a million. And just so we can be reassured not everything is stupid:

These kids are great. Everything else in this article: too stupid to survive.