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That is scary!  This is horrifying…

This is beyond words…

I always loved this scene…

That smart?

Finally!  Truth in government statistics…

Finally!  Truth in media…

I hate it when that happens…

Troll level: Grand Master…

It’s only fair…

We’re number one!

You might have to think about this one for a second or two…

You won’t with this one…

Or this one…

Classic take on male/female relations…

What would we do without studies?

Enlightened customer service…

I had no idea…

I’m a hero…

Everything and everyone is a white supremacist…

It was inevitable…

No, really?!

Cue the theme music…

Time to ban the assault straws…

Fun facts to know and tell…

You don’t suppose this will have a predetermined result, do you?

Finally, the perfect diet: stop breathing…

And in the just because it’s awfully cute department…

Awwwwwwwww…

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer, and my 25 children need new winter coats and boots.  It’s 25 miles to school, uphill both ways—over broken glass, in a blizzard.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written and said.  This week, presidential gaffes:

“For seven-and-a-half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan.  We’ve had triumphs.  Made some mistakes.  We’ve had  sex…ugh…setbacks.”  George H.W. Bush

“I want to make sure everyone who has a job wants a job.”  George H.W. Bush

“It’s no exaggeration to say the undecided could go one way or the other.”  George H.W. Bush

“I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don’t always agree with them.” George H.W. Bush

“I know how hard it is to put food on your family.”  George W. Bush

“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”  George W. Bush

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.”  Calvin Coolidge

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!