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We’re still waiting for a comment from Fetterman—a coherent comment.  I voted for this every year I lived there.  Glad to see it finally succeeded…

An Army Lt. Colonel for a Marxist in disguise?  I’ll take that trade…

Know your shells…

So that’s what that sound is…

They’re not going to inject or ingest themselves either…

Unintended consequence?

It could, however, mean you’re John Fetterman, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris…

I love pre history…

If abortion ends inflation, why not?

Goooooood dog!

Best graph I’ve seen in months…

Bicycle wheel manufacturers predict a banner year…

Horse-drawn buckboard manufacturers predict a banner century…

Close is good, right?

Ruh-roh, Shaggy!

Biden was told there would be no math…

And rent-free too…

He didn’t really mean to start a nuclear war…

He didn’t mean to start this either…

Well, that explains a lot…

It could have only been more shocking if they were trans, Black lesbians…

So does this…

I can easily see him falling from Nakatomi Tower…

Like the Plexiglass, the gate projects an invisible anti-virus shield for miles around…

They’re doing it to protect us…

If this was San Francisco, they probably meant it…

I love art…

Awwwwwwwww…

If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer, and my 25 children need new winter coats and boots.  It’s 25 miles to school, uphill both ways—over broken glass, in a blizzard.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too.  Go here to comment.

And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written.  This week, once again, classic parent excuse notes:

“Please my daughter’s absence.  She had her periodicals.”

“Please excuse Connie from gym class to day, as she had trouble breeding.”

“Paulie was late because he was not too early. He is never in no hurry.  He is too slow to be quick.”

“My son is under the doctor’s care.  Please execute him.”

“Please excuse Mary for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.”

“Please excuse Jimmy for being.  It was his father’s fault.”

Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.  He had diarrhea and his boots leak.”

These days we need humor more than ever.  I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!