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Whereabouts? Isn’t that everywhere? Halloween, circa 2022…
So that’s what it is…
Policy, 2025?
Oh good…
Probably pretty damp, but sure…
There’s diversity I could get behind…
This is your dog on drugs…
Well, somebody had to…
Self-improvement…
Messaging…
So that’s what it’s all about…
So that’s what it’s all about…
Revelations in programming…
Yes. Next question?
Civilization falling…
Who knew?
Get the DOJ and FBI on it…
It didn’t work out so well back then either…
OK, OK, so there are exceptions to everything. I just teach the stuff, I don’t make it up…
In D/S/C ruled cities, sure…
I’m sure you get this one…
Would you like cream with that?
Contemporary relationship worries…
Well, yeah…
Using available cover is always important…
Strange. I remember this photo differently…
And in the just because it’s cute department…
Eawwwwwwwww…
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, parent excuse notes:
“Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.”
“Susan was not in school today because she had her first menopause.”
“Stanley had to miss some school. He had an attack of whooping cranes in his chest.”
“Gerald was out last week because his grandmother died in Kentucky again.”
“Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.”
“Ronnie could not finish his work last night. He said his brain was too tired of spelling.”
“I kept Monica home today because she was not feeling too bright.”
“Please can Jill not have Jim today? She had Jim last week and is still sore.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Just to help my memory, can you post the real photo of Sophia Lauren that was photoshopped?
Found it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield%E2%80%93Sophia_Loren_photo
Dear Elmer Fudd:
You beat me to it.
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Dear doug:
Thanks for the link!
The dog chasing the rhino reminds me of a county rodeo I went to here in Texas. One of the events for local cowboys was a wild steer riding contest, where a three-person team had to rope a steer, mount it bareback, and ride it to the other side of the arena. The shortest time would win, if anyone succeeded at all.
This steer broke completely loose from the ropers. The would-be rider, his arms stiff at his side and fists clenched, stomped after it. The angry steer turned and charged the cowboy, who kept walking towards it. At about 5 feet from running him over, the steer broke its charge and cantered off toward the arena side rails.
The announcer declared, “When you sober up, you’re gonna be scared then!”
Dear Advo:
Good one!