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Gee, revolution looks a little different in 2022… But socialism never changes…
I just wonder why it took so long for someone to say something…
“Democracy,” sure. Our Constitutional Republic, not so much…
At least they’re concerned somewhere…
Unifying America against Biden, sure…
This is known as “progress”…
So is this…
They aren’t going to do it themselves, so somebody has to…
Chris is a happy, happy man…
Only five years?
CSD—Carlson Derangement Syndrome…
Heh…get it?
That’s progress too…
Back on with the masks!
You don’t suppose they’re doing this on purpose, do you?
Ooops. Guess they are…
Maybe the good old days really were better…
Science!
And Epstein client lists…
That’s about 25% of the population and most D/S/Cs…
And government therapy sessions..
No kidding…
Right away your grace…
Yah, those Germans thought Trump was very funny…
Ever notice how real fascists all dress alike?
Bold new strides in marketing old products…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…
Awwwwwwwww
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
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And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, student science writing bloopers:
“Copernicus’s theory claimed that the sun was on the center of the earth.”
“Gravity is a pulling type thing that makes sure that the planets don’t fall or hurt anything.”
“When a planet first forms, it is like a big ball of mucus.”
The Sun is a red giant that will be replaced by another red giant before the giant fussies out and dies.”
“Black holes are formed by unknown matters of solids as well as the gases, which contain hydrogen, helium, carbon, et. If you were in a black hole, your head would be at your feet.”
“Before Galileo, no one could see the moon.”
“Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Stately McDaniel Manor 