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It’s about time we had a little governmental honesty. Like this…
Or this…
At least we have something to look forward to…
Oh sure. Now you’re expecting them to read history…
That would crash the hard drive…
And the world will keep right on keeping on in one month just like it has after an Olympic swimming pool full of “ten years ‘till doom” predictions…
I thought those guys didn’t like merit…
Oh, that explains why Biden was willing to use the military for something other than woke…
Job security…
I think the last one was the primary motivation…
But that would be unconstitutional!
Oh, this one is absolutely classic…
Well, they have to have some accomplishments…
Let’s go Brandon!
Men are from Mars, women are from…
So life does imitate art…
So what’s your point?
Contemporary parenting…
Ding dong—Land Shark…
That is nice…
Uh…
Neither do I…
That’s just the kind of guy he is…
No, I don’t think we are…
Recession marketing, circa 2022…
And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute—and symmetrical—department for this week…
Awwwwww.
If you haven’t already, consider buying a copy of License To Kill. If you’re interested in how the police get it wrong, there is no better primer.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. Positive comments on Amazon about LTK would be great too. Go here to comment.
And now, more humor from Richard Lederer’s classic book The Revenge Of Anguished English, which is a collection of accidentally funny things people have written. This week, student writing bloopers:
“Beowulf was an epic worrier.”
“Joan of Arc is a true mortar and a true heroine.”
“The earl of Sandwich was the first man to put his meat between two slices of bread.”
“The ship that brought the first settlers to the new world was the Cauliflower.”
“Martha Stewart sewed the first American flag.”
“Pennsylvania was settled by the Pennsylvania Douch.”
These days we need humor more than ever. I’ll see you next Sunday, and I hope, every other day too!
Note: in collecting the memes and photos for Sunday Funnies, I often find I can’t accurately attribute them. If, gentle readers, you see one such, please let me know and I’ll promptly provide proper attribution. Thanks!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Re: Albuqueque.
Perhaps they misspelled the city’s new name “Allbugquequeer.”
Slavery is freedom.
War is peace.
Economic prosperity is bad.
Negative economic growth is good.
And Bare Shelves Biden has the “moxie” to “save us from ourselves,” even though he can’t even dress himself.
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Dear Doug:
As always, thanks for the link!